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Well that ruined the moo.

I have heard this a gazelle-ion Times

What the buck. So demanding.

I blame gmo corn

I moose ask you a question

I like a man who can whistle Dixie and play the spoons while spittin tabacky into a spittoon 20 feet away.

Totally uncomfortable now but that could be the flatulence. ;)

I’m needy dang it. I need it all. All the chocolate. And attentions. But don’t really pay attention to me because it makes me uncomfortable. I also need nachos.

Just how long does it take to make an ebaby?

I would take the blue pill

Maybe you can use the force

I’m bothered by the fact that I am an annoying needy person

The smaller the light saber the easier it is

Head and shoulders (no dandruff) or crabs

ITs really hard to prove who the edaddy is. I know from a friend.

Haven’t friended anyone because I keep coming and going and I know that’s annoying to others. Still heart you all. Most of you anyways. ;)

BUT that magnificent butt of yours needs a break!

Being needy

Never ending snow days

That is a secret that I shan’t reveal. (Shan’t is garden gnome lingo for wont)

Don’t worry, I noted it on “the spreadsheet”.

Oh he likes that? Well I can put my teeth back in for the evening.

Well he still has room on his shoulders

Yes. The more interesting ones get to the spreadsheet. For science stuff.

Today I learned that protein powder peanut butter balls are good and taste like cookie dough.

I love how so many people express their love and adoration for bacon.

I keep a notebook of each mfp member in chit chat and jot down my observations and my thoughts about them after I judge their posts. Some are rated with emojis if thy made it to my spreadsheet. Others are rated with check marks or scratch and sniff stickers.

Pretty sure he should write my name on his chest and your name on his butt.

Sigh. No. No it’s not. :(

I was gonna tell dad jokes but I’m a mom.