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I dress as a loaf of bread and scream when people eat gluten.

No, Pam won't let me talk to Devin. Unless Marco is with me.

@Clever_User_Name claims to be in a bowling league one evening a week, yet a new masked crime fighter has been seen strolling though central park in his cape, scuba flippers and mankini. Sure, some say that just because he tripped into a man mugging an old lady doesn't really make him a crime fighter, but hey...its a…

I was hoping to find Kevin.

I don't love it, but I need interactions with people. Sometimes it bothers me a lot and I don't know why exactly. Maybe because I can't fix peoples problems and most people don't really give a hoot about mine. Mostly I like to smile, and mfp used to make me do that a lot. Not so much lately, but maybe it will get better.

You are the guy who likes cats that I was trying to think of in the movie thread

I’m a heavy load man, sorry.

Man arrested after exposing himself in the produce aisle and yelling about handling the goods .

Dear anon, Sorry I’m not worth your time. Well, not sorry. Middle finger. Me.

Gardengnomemamifesto stars in the epic saga of nothingness. As the invisible bitter old woman that she has become she hides herself away in a hobbit hole in the middle of nowhere to waste away the declining years of her life in the company of wind and tears. A true coming of age story in which a portly older woman finally…

am i supposed to notice, or care or something?

There on the counter was a box of donuts. Empty.

Dear A, havent heard from you. Ever, actually. me

I can

Coffee makes people naughty

I missed it. True love foiled again?

@DWBalboa stars as a robotic Sylvester Stallone clone gone bad. In this hilarious rip roaring comedy his misadventures in evil lead him to the virtuous @pudgy1977. Can the Sunday school teacher with a heart of gold get this robot clone to change his evil ways? Rated r for Rambo-esque violence, subtitled for understanding

WELL I wish someone somewhere was talking about me ffs. And not “mooooooommmmm what’s for dinner?!!!” Edit forgot winkie face :wink:

Cleavage is good for business for erotic dating sites no matter what ;)

As moderator to an erotic dating site @psuLemon has had enough of the members who don’t post enough cleavage in their pictures. He and costar @4legsRbetterthan2 set out to empower women to show more cleavage in every picture, thereby starting the next sexual revolution and coincidentally the next dark age.

@81Katz decides that the world would be a better place if run by cats. She does her best to help the cat population rise to power but unbeknownst to her, the Evil Cat overlords of the secret cat republic have their own agenda! @michal_ca (I don’t have the acreenname right here but it’s a guy who has cats) costars as her…

horribly chapped lips....forever.....and no chap stick. Plus, I hate chap stick, so chapped lips in general are horrible.

World War Gnome: Gillexus5 THE SEQUEL After being assimilated to mutant gnomes, @UrBaconMeCr8zy and @WorkerDrone83 are on a violent silly string spree and must be stopped. @OutOfUserName and @LiftingRiot are the only two brave enough to take on the mutant gnome community and save us all. "We came here to knit sweaters for…

The world is suddenly invaded by tall gorgeous alien men, who all look similar to Jason Mamoa. The men are in need of Earth Women and do their best to seduce them with cheese and nachos. But, the gorgeous alien men have a dark secret, one that could endanger all of mankind as we know it. @Avocado_AS5 discovers the truth…

tune in to find out!

mine are all EPIC BLOCKBUSTERS. However, I shall start to consider some animated shorts.

@gardengnomemanifesto and @caco_ethes star in this wild erotic thriller about two women on the prowl for italian sausage pizza makers.

@_seahorses5ever is searching for her eternal love, yet not having much luck with one crazy blind date after another. She is about to give up hope when in walks a tall dark and handsome stranger, @Caporegiem. Although he's soaking wet, on a sunny day, she is instantly swept off her feet. As their relationship unfolds, she…

@Vikka_V stars as a quite and shy introverted woman who, when her cheeseburger order is messed up at the drive thru, has finally had enough. She decides to take matters into her own hands and rid the world of drive thru ignorance, forever. She and her black market gun running side kick, @poetic_cell, take over the corrupt…

My cat ate my goldfish. It was in a bubblegum machine aquarium. I stepped on its decapitated head and that’s how I found out.