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Salad fingers
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Yeah, the group chat was started up again. He was complaining about bacon quality this morning.
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Wow you really are in high school
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Let me know when you swap that bed with a V and A G.
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Shh, the third wheel just goes along for the ride they don’t steer the bicycle.
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Always end with a bang
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I’m so glad you’re back.
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You play hard to get, I play not to get.
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You and @UrBaconMeCr8zy would be the cutest couple
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Once upon a time you promised me breakfast too.
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I am 6 foot 4 and sometimes it’s hard for me to see short girls because my neck is permanently in a neck brace and I bend my knees for no one
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Something special
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Like I was telling estrogen estates today, you always want an extra inch
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My Canadian response:
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You make me listen to your bad jokes every day and you’ve yet to say thank you
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I’d like to introduce you to my friend broccoli boy
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That skirt is holding on for dear life
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Are you single? Asking for a friend (legitimately)
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Broccoli?
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You make my mouth numb as *kitten*
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You just came back to us! :(
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I’m always on my period
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I own my own horse, my own set of chain mail armour and I have a squire as well. My lord says maybe I’ll get my own tithe next year if the war goes well.
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https://youtu.be/fJLQCf4mFP0
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Ever since I was a little girl my goal in life was for my breasts to be small and humble so that no one confused them for mountains
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All the girls who had their noses blown clean off are rejoicing right now
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You should be.
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She got cold feet guys, hasn’t logged in since we welcomed her
