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Someone who is a hot little slice of heaven
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Higher lever eh?
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Don’t install tinder you’re going to bat .000
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I have sleep apnea and a GLUTEN INTOLERANCE okay
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Tonight I sleep in the same room as someone else.
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If I had a penny for every time a woman has chosen the other “bacon” because it was “more meaty” I’d be rich af
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Regular. /thread
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I’m all for a third leg
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I honestly love being in my PJs
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Date younger so you die first
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Dear 14 y.o V: You’re 5’6 and maybe 130 pounds soaking wet. You’ve got peach fuzz on your lip. You’re a runt, you’re a pushover. It gets better, trust us but you know what - throw that punch. See you on the other side.
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You destroyed a man today I hope you’re happy
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Squintssss
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Fine. Here’s my high school response to said rumour:
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Just assume I am a terrible person with very few redeeming qualities but I am funny sometimes. Is that enough?
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@becomingbeautifultoday can you write me a letter too?
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Baseless accusation! Assuming makes an *kitten* of u and ming
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If she has no crazy in her, that’s where I come in
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Could be carbon monoxide. You should exit the premises immediately!
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When she invited you to the city and colour concert it’s not a date, she’s trying to set you up with her friend again who you already warned yourself about in a previous post not to take to dinner.
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I don’t see any eyes you liar
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Someone whose idea of romance is telling me to tell my boss to let me text more during meetings
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No nudes in there. Just sadness.
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Couples #goals
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Hello, virgin here. What is up?
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I love your sloppy.
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They’re going to lose in 7, don’t go freeze your *kitten* off in the square.
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“A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out” Track 7 “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”