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Tell Mom you want to sign up for a Self Realization Fellowship Camp. It may very well save the Christmas of '97.

Root for a different football team, my boy. The Buffalo Bills are the leading cause of atherosclerosis in men.

Was Little Debbie into astrology? Moon pie Cosmic brownie Star crunch Quasar cakes Something to think about.

I have now logged into the site for the third day in a row. Is it too early to start talking promotion?

The one where Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a paranormal investigator. Not even 37 minutes of JLH camera time could save that terrible show. I mean, I bought the DVD set (it's probably in my DVD player right now), but it's just not a very good show is what I'm trying to convey. (looks for the universal remote)

https://youtu.be/jitzcGjyW18

Whenever someone asks me the question of "How Are You?", I always respond back with the same question. When they tell me how they are, I then reply with the same answer they gave. The reason I do this is because I believe that we all share one mind (oh boy, here we go) and one consciousness. If you feel bad and I say I…

I remember when I was in 7th grade I walked into my 5th period class (the one after lunch, a rambunctious group) and this girl named Cynthia jumps up and says, "Oh my god- I saw you at church yesterday!' Then her friend sitting next to her was like, "For reals? He goes to your church?" Next thing I know everyone is…

"Bruh" tacked on to every sentence. "Ay, bruh. When you gonna come pick me up, bruh. I gotta be there by 5, bruh. I'll be outside waiting, bruh." Bruh. 😑

A new girl at work who dresses like she's watched Breakfast at Tiffany's over a million times and makes me feel flushed when I see her approaching in the hallway..... but then she lowers her shoulder and rams me up against the wall and says, "Watch where you're going, punk"

https://youtu.be/_dyYcI_d37c

I don't go to a corporate gym. I support my local startup gym where the owner's Corvette is always parked out front and he knows everyone's name before they even pull out their membership card. I feel a sense of empowerment seeing my money go directly into his pocket. Vive la résistance training!

Wow. Taco Bell gave me someone else's burrito and I didn't realize it until I got home. This thing has Fritos and sour cream in it. I don't know if I'm more disappointed in them giving me the wrong order (I'm not.. it's the holy day) or the car behind me who thought up this fusion of dogcrap. Imagine biting into a burrito…

And then there's this *kitten*. Hide all the 5 lb plates... I'm entering the weightroom. https://youtu.be/r4fqDcm_Kno

Track your calories diligently. We all lose motivation at some point... stick to crunching the numbers til you get it back. What motivated you to begin with? You've got to "return home", so to speak. (Am I good at this? I'll stop for now I guess.)

Why do you ask? Are you gonna stage a coop d'egg tat? (slaps table)

I haven't exercised to this yet (since I just heard it a few days ago) but I already know I'm gonna be levitating off the StairClimber come Monday morning. 👼 https://youtu.be/kdcpyBuPyTI

What a difference. Great job!

There's 2 types of people I can't relate to. People who think Michael Jackson was weird and people who are unconcerned with what's happening in the Amazon rainforest. My hands are sweating just typing this.

A curt receptionist writing up my next appointment with a Lisa Frank pen.

A woman who tells me to STFU while she files her nails.

Thank you for sharing your life on here. I remember being deeply touched by this :cry: : https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/comment/43351169#Comment_43351169 Safe travels, sir. ✌️

You can make a bean salad with canned veggies and canned beans (look for low sodium versions). Add some salsa to it. Frozen mixed veggies would taste better if you have a few extra minutes.

Slept

I caught him spanking my hamster. You had no right!

I dump my little sandwich baggy filled with change on the counter and then check my tweets while they count it.

I carry a bunch of loose change in my pocket when I go get takeout. So if my meal is $6.28 I pay with a $5 bill and $1.28 worth of coinage. I know I'm not saving any money but it feels like I only paid $5 for the order. I'm so financial lol.

Complete Cookies (Lenny & Larry's) It's that damn chicory root, I tell ya. All that Inulin/FOS/Chicory Root they add to foods is just a bad idea IMO. It's a giant cookie... don't get cute with it.

A corporate woman with a penchant for burning incense when she gets home.