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I’m sugarbaby honors alumni... totes overqualified

Well I never thought about before today- but apparently it’s the ability to get men to buy me luxury vehicles.

Is a Merc a car... like a Mercedes? Cause if so, I feel robbed! :cry:

I’m gonna need to know who this person I’m not is... STAT.

Also... #hashtagsdontworkhere

Plan B and a bottle of goose.

Maybe I can get away with this one... :neutral:

No.

If the *kitten* I find on the floor boards of my car was a meal- this’d be it. TLDR: my kids have prolly eaten it.

^ This. If I didn’t have enough daddy issues to have my own chapter of the DSM-5, I’d prolly be dating a woman.

What am I looking at? Can you talk to aliens with this?!

Cause when I’m not WFH- I live at work... 😭🤦🏼‍♀️

Also the worst at this. I blame the ADD. 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is a true story. But, in my defense- it’s a label I totes don’t deserve. Kidding. It absolutely is. Buuut- I’m a sharer! Join me. It’s a good time, mean it. 😘😉

Don’t forget the “new phone who dis?”

No.

What were we betting for exactly? cause, I win.

scrolled all the way to the bottom of this only to be met with raging disappointment. Thats not how that works!

Just kidding, wasn't done for the day... When someone pretends to be going down the hall but instead -not so slyly- looks through your office window -- only to see that you are very clearly shoving food in your face -yet proceeds to turn around, open your door and ask "hey, are you busy?!" THERES FOOD IN HERE. HOW IS THAT…

[”Unangled, unfiltered...” what?!? An old pal told me that this is the literal definition of blasphemy. I don’t disagree. :disappointed:

Wait— I hate myself and think it’s totally normal... oops?

For today: Apparently I walked through wet grass on my way to the car this AM... didn't realize it til I sat at my desk and noticed my shoes are wet. And its ruining my entire *kitten* morning. That is all.

eta(dd) to rants... :|

I ❤️ You. And always think about you come fall... true story. And- I ❤️ You. I am sending all my good vibes to the bunny- AND you.

Nail color... tell meeee Please 😊

We’re just more self aware about it, obvs.