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I'm thinking a healthy mixture of the two.....

Not even a question.....naughty to the bone.

Nein.....but it's on the bucket list. Have you ever seen a bear in pink underwear.....down by the sea?

You are low carb and not broccoli

Sure! On the cheek. Where’s my cherry chap stick....

I’d say yes.

Thanks! While you are flattering me I’m hitting you with a top rope elbow drop. BAM!

LOL. Sleep is the dream.... Yes, I know that’s probably not what was implied....

Banana clips. Why? Gah!

I’m with ya! Where should we go?

Sure! I’ve got this!

On vacation with 25 family members for two weeks....I’m hiding out in my room with a big “donkey” glass of wine watching Netflix. Did I mention that there are 8 Kids under the age of 14.....

A goal without a plan is just a dream.

*jumps in the pool and spoons immediately.

Yes. Most definitely.

Never have I ever given anyone a purple nurple.

Yum Kale chips Did I mention that they were chocolate covered?

That person with 20 items in the 12 items or less checkout lane. Grrrrr

Summer of 69 came on the radio while I was driving and I belted it out at the top of my lungs.....i smiled.....others cringed.

Mysteriously curious.

First.....pictures look completely distorted on a phone then it does on an iPad or computer..... A waxing advert model

Wine o'clock yet?

She ordered such an expensive bottle of Dom that it cost me the shirt off my back and her pants as well...apparently. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

American Horse..…..The Cult

Wow!!! That is brilliant! Almost as accurate as the cards! You started my day off with a great chuckle. 52 calories burned! I've earned a donut....as long as I laugh 12 more times....

I picked two cards from a deck. A 4 and an 8. You are no where near 84 so I'll gues....48. It's a very technical process.

I join MFP. I can't even figure out how to add someone. I click on a picture....website not available. What? Gah!!! When I need my 14 year old to help....I am old. So, I would add you....but I just don't know how! It's literally not you. It's me.

Ok....I have recently been told, (read looked at my drivers licence) that I'm a middle ager. Did I believe it? Hell no!!! Then I join MFP. What kind of 110 year old am I?! I can't even figure out how to add someone. I click on a picture....website not available. What? Gah!!! When I need my 14 year old to help....I am old.…

Nerdy banter and alcohol...not necessarily in that order, I’m thinking..... And if you’ve ever made the joke, “May the Fourth be with you”.....here’s an eye roll for that nerdy witticism.

Yes....because You know what they say about guys with big feet...