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first chair in the woodwind section.
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A skunk walks into the courtroom. The judge says "odor in the court"
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Sure, as long as she doesn't ask for nudez again!
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Chiodos
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Eat all the Cheetos until we have enough dust to replace the confetti.
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Whatcha drinking?
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Alice in Chains
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Draw nipples on the bra models in a sears catalog from 1994
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Yes
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I still find farts funny.
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He's going to hit the tree.
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Some apples and a beet.
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Sooo....pegging?
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When you have collected enough hair, nail clippings, and dead skin cells to create a life size doll of them.
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Sell your soul to the devil.
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better than nothing
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There's vegetarian versions.
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I want poutine
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Does it make phone calls?
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Zombie thread!!!
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The girl who delivered roses on valentines day.
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Nope, George of the jungle doesn't do it for me.
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The Milky Way Galaxy.
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No thanks!
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Pass the butter
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I'd kiss her with bells on!
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Sitting in bed, eating a 1/4 watermelon out of the rind.
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I want to gorge on beans, then light a fart big enough to launch me into space so my corpse can sail across the Milky Way to one day be discovered by aliens and brought back to life on their planet.
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Yep
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Cauliflower pizza crust. Is that still a thing?
