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Get plastic surgery to make yourself look like Richard Simmons and go around asking all the women you meet if they want to sweat to the oldies.
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Upper 30s is middle age? Looks like I need to get me a midlife crisis.
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Care to try and help spot reduce my peen?
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Bugles > Doritos.
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I don't believe in learning things. I try to unlearn something every day.
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Stick a cucumber down your pants.
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You don't troll for chicks with posts like this on mfp!
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Go to their profile and click on add as friend.
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A high school student.
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Internet people don't lie. It's against tos.
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Great job! I need to get my bike out.
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Grats on the success of both you and your wife! Keep up the great work!
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I already am, but its top secret, so no one tell her!
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Why wouldn't it be okay?
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Oh, Buddy, I remember you when I pass go and collect $200. Have fun in jail!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5rk3dZ-ucM
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Straight Out The Gate - Tech N9ne and Serj (from System Of A Down) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kkzsRJObE
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Why - Supaman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVU-W9VT7Q
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Gassy. Who wants a sniff?!?!?!
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You can eat my meat anytime!
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You gonna gobble it up like Ron Swanson?
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He tried to smell my farts that crept out as I followed through on my swing.
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*kitten* Swag - Rittz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lnz4qVD0wI
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[url="http://"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsqY8lvPKdA/url][/url]
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City to City - KMK and Tech N9ne
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Get Up by Drezus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8UfEe3N6o
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Nigeria Nothing
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NO!
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Should I be concerned that this made a rise in my levis?
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Misty Mountain Hop - Led Zeppelin
