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More Panties Than Human - White Zombie
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He wanted to fry my pickle :s
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Beer.
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Sex Panties - Dope
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Who would want to do this?
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He drove a Pinto.
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He just wanted to go to the fair and eat funnel cake and deep fried pickles every day.
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Panties Around the World - Rittz
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It to be at least 20 degrees warmer outside. It's currently -35F with windchill, that's -37C for the civilized world.
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Beer or whiskey.
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He was a packers fan.
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I collect hair and fingernail clippings of every mfp member.
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White water rafting instructor.
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You don't want to know.
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Welcome to mfp, but just a heads up, your post will probably be locked and your IG name erased. MFP is lame like that.
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A crunchy winnie the pooh doll.
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I have been as a teen and it was lame. Never have I danced naked to an MC Hammer song.
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72 potatoes he dressed up like Renee Zellweger.
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Yes, but would have to be the little spoon. She farts too much!
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He wants it, but I say no no no!
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Go fishing.
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Really only 1 rack and uses a mirror to fool people.
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She insisted that every good romcom included her pooping the bed.
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No one wanted to go to my gun show after seeing hers.
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She followed me to Starbucks daily and stole my typewriter ribbon while I was trying to write an epic romcom involving her!
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She thought I was going to Grosse Pointe Blank her.
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She thought she was a rebel, but she was just a hipster!
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She thought High Fidelity was better than Empire Records.
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She couldn't handle that I was always right and picked the opposite which was the wrong choice!
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Whenever I tried to express my feelings, she made me sit in the back of the minivan and cranked up Bon Jovi.