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Get over it.

Because I was mentally scarred as a child by Sylvester and Tweety and his lisp was triggering lmao

Hey hey Hey Sir, calm down it was an experiment...and unicorns don't have shoelaces. heheh-winks Makes a pot of coffee.

What's chasing me?... never mind I still wouldn't run. I can walk a lot though.

Don't forget I made you cookie dough earlier...so a baking, talking unicorn!

Less coordinated.

I've never commented on anyone's eating habits until I worked with a tiny girl that ate lunch in the office from 5 different take away places at the same time and because I was the fat one in there people would glare at me and shake their heads. WTF I wasn't even eating at all. I told her she needed to post a warning on…

See what happens when you deprive an uncivilized caffeine junkie caffeine....interesting. lol

Drink a whole lot of water.

Ask if he'd been drinking. chuckles No one comes on to me.

Probably would have been my best buddy, if only he could be on time.

Less of a wise man... there you go nativity joke lol no shame.

Make that man some cookie dough! Oh you're a bad bad influence Sir... but ok I can make a lot of cookie dough. I love cooking and baking. lol

Ugh wine, you can have it. lol

I'll have you know I treat my Gimps very well...*devious smile*

Do you need an immoral compass? I've been told I'm really good at that. lol

Must pet the fluffy ears...

A suspicious amount of wool sweaters and a spinning wheel...I'm not saying she's Maleficient... I'm just saying it's a coinky dink. lmao

Bad Wolves-Zombie

She was wearing wool sweaters and giving bro shakes...IT had to be done.

Accurate AF lol

You've got black mail.

You weren't suppose to tell! BETRAYER! laughs.

I live on the border of KY. Small world.

Because you need something to make you stay lit.

Because he was given away all the wool B)

nope