crampus1 Member

We have a fish named that.

Sometimes. Right now I’m letting it loose and it’s so nice.

Whenever people complain about lose and loose I will admit I hold in my temper. I’d like to let it loose but I’d get in trouble.

So much BETTER than you thought

Shows what little you know. I don’t even eat flour. And I’m a drooler, not a slobberer!! Ha.

Hmmm. Are you showing enough cleavage?

I’ve always wondered what sort of strange things are afoot in Elkhart Indiana. Do tell.

The likes of which has never been known?! So you say. I’ve been asked to join no less than 74 times. So there!!

And cunning linguists?

But deflated so quickly it was disappointing

His ability to quote spaceballs and other interesting to me movies

But not thick at all :(

I am not tagged in drama posts. I can only assume everyone posting is in a secret club that I am not invited to. And I can only assume I am not invited because the members feel I could not handle the hazing and initiations. Therefore, one can only conclude, everyone here really really cares about me! Thank you guys. You’re…

Wow they are totally fooled by you.

Who can focus on the movie with attractive people around?! Geez. That’s a crazy question.

Is pizza martinis a thing?

I think I’d like a secret movie club where we drink wine and watch funny movies. It would have to be secret because let’s just face it, some people have more of a sense of humor then others. Also some people are more attractive then others.... There would be a secret line dance.

I think he’s currently on the run from some escaped mental patients who think they are zombie clowns. It’s probably pretty terrifying, actually. Good thing he’s a fast sprinter.

I read it as hippo hump

My drama is that someone on here that rhymes with tawny_fez won’t send me messages that rhyme with toodz.

My messages must not be going through.

Sorry can’t help it. Your screen name is way better than mine.

He said that’s all I’d ever be to him. Then he charged me double rent.

HAM HAM. My hammer of justice will pound you.

Nobody can find love anymore now that craigslist removed that section.

Come on, Kid. Don’t be shy.

We don’t dress up in my secret club. We avoid “wild” behaviors. Not kosher.

Good to hear. Will it plug easily into my USB port?

I do. I’m sorry about your floppy disc problem you were telling me about.

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