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Well now I really might as well get drunk and pass out under the Christmas tree. #crushedinabadway #neenerneener

I want that lemon guy in tight red leather pants. He has so much authority he might even tell me I’m on the naughty list.

No problem. There always at least one that doesn’t know how to play along.

Pretty much sick of everyone and everything.

Complaint: overweight homely middle aged moms can be special too and not just at being moms. So all you people who ignore them, or assume they are boring or uninteresting, maybe that’s true but help them out. Geez.

I’m really good at that one scene.

Fake it till you make it. Or die. The story of my life

They never want to be more than friends.

Unless it’s for monopoly.

Anyone who isn’t bothered by my fatness

Maybe some of us don’t have money until the end of the month.....so thanks stores for only having the picked over crap left at freaking Christmas time!!! Guess my kids will love an edible Alf soap.

It’s useless.

Blue soft pants, grey T-shirt and a fuzzy black and white kitty

A friend told me she spends her free time starting internet threads about innuendos on some weightloss site. I don’t even know if it’s a real weightloss site because it doesn’t appear to have been working.

She eats gluten, red meat, drinks wine on the weekdays, and she continues to make questionable choices as we cannot even fathom how she’s made it this far. She doesn’t even own any apple Cider vinegar. We can only blame the fact that we let her listen to that “Baby it’s cold outside” song when she was younger. Obviously…

We end the year with yet ANOTHER grandrodent. I’m sure you’ll be seeing pictures as, regardless of the thousands and thousands of dollars we’be spent on her college education, she still delights in dressing them up in little hats and sending us photos. I guess I’m glad it’s only the hamsters she is taking pictures of and…

My least favorite daughter has ruined any possibilities of us living our golden years in style. We’ve sold our estate in the country and have been looking into trailer parks In which to relocate for our retirement years. The grandchildren, who we often times pretend not to belong to when out in public for family functions,…

Looks like Orson Wells but sings like Aaron Neville

*waves hand* I can throw cookies at people. Pick me! Pick me!!

Must be an Elvis impersonator.....preferably the later years.

I’d be safe saying NOT Bill Cosby dressed as a bar tender.

Whomever liked my outfit.....I think I’ve found a buddy to go on that “what not to wear” show!!!

Try more chili. It good with cumin.

I don’t think @mistah_j is on here or I don’t know who he is but he can be my Santa wearing a red tux and Santa hat. Tophat and big cane that looks like a candy cane.

@RunHardBeStrong I’d have you be my Santa dressed in Santa hat, fake beard, and a red velvet mini dress.

Even tho @Chael2dot0 prefers red heads I’d have him be my Santa in that get up from the Christmas chronicles.

Blue adidas, white socks, black leggings with pink flowers and a hot pink T-shirt with a black sweater.

Am I Doing it right?

Peter Paul and Mary had a song called if I had a Hammer and that song makes me think of some people

I think there are those people who are a little more delicate than other people