crampus1 Member

You are wrong. It’s how they look in sweat pants and if they put the seat down.

Never trust anybody. Never go to a gas station or laundromat. Never have a roommate. Never walk at night. Never talk to people online.

Manure is actually pretty darn good stuff. Best gardens I ever had was when we had horses and a manure pile in the back. Plus it’s fun to say manure. Sometimes to be fancy I pronounce it man-oo-Ray. I suggest everyone do that.

A man who can dance like Al Sharpton yet dresses like Kevin Sorbo.

Well I just happen to be wearing a coconut bra so this is actually pretty accurate.

I’ve been thinking about the buttons .they need “like” “dislike” “eye roll” “liar liar pants on fire” and “would bang”

Sorry, Don. We are more like Ken and Barbie. You are actually kinda like Skipper.

I binge watched the entire series of forensics files. I know people get murdered but after binge watching forensic files I realized that EVERYONE gets murdered and it’s only a matter of time....

This is neither a suggestion nor a complaint. It is a statement of fact. YOURE FIRED.

I like all the forensic murder crime solving stuff but don’t have a specific show as I just got this channel.

The littlest bird can peck out the eyeballs of the loudest beast.

This closing of threads stuff is so very. (That means it is bad)

I’d like to suggest the making of a Made for tv mfp movie.

I’d like to suggest mfp reward good posters with little palm trees over their avatars so we can pretend we’ve won a vacation.

I’d like to suggest mfp keep a weekly incidence report so I can keep up with drama when I’m too busy to check in here

Leggings, another pink T-shirt, actually it might be the same one as yesterday I can’t remember, black adidas socks I borrowed from my son because he didn’t put away his laundry and a huge brownish sweater.

Sorry they aren’t allowed here.

Was hoping for at least a top hat.

I’d like to suggest that mfp let’s people send messages again and require them to send me nice messages like, “hey you....you’re gonna be great today” .

I’d like to suggest that people who make vague posts are required to tag three people so we can guess which one it’s about.

If you tell us we will be eating at 6, don’t be cooking the food until 8.

I think the dear Crush thread should mandatorily tag people who aren’t crushed on so we feel better about life.

Don’t leave your shoes in the middle of the floor!

If you don’t want people reaching out quit fishing for sympathetic hearts.

When people let me in or so polite driving I always try to pay it forward. Sometimes that means just not flipping the bird when I Normally would have. But hey it still counts.

Must one be a Tall Drink of Water to apply?

A tank top with pink flamingos, grey sweat pants (not jhorts) and white socks (unmatched). Also a black sweater.

I know I love you but honestly I don’t like you right now. You’re behavior disappoints me and your lack of respect makes me feel like I’m nothing to you but a speck of dirt. I want to take back all the Christmas gifts I just purchased for you. Listening to the things you are saying now makes me think I’m doing EVERYTHING…

Just keep hanging in there. You are doing your best even though they are so terrible. I don’t think it’s your fault. I think it’s Normal and someday they will be kind again.

I’d check the bowling alleys and maybe Craig’s list. I keep finding them at the sporting events. They follow you home if you give them beer.