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I'm a fatty fatty fat fat.
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I can fly, I bench press VW Beetles for fun, and I hum loudly in elevators.
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A crumpled up tissue he claims is from Al Pacino.
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Runs a new wave pizza shop. Uses his feet to spread and shape the crusts. Says its the way of the future for the pizza industry.
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pizzamyheart week 2 previous 209 current 209
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a piece of lint from in between his toes. Its his lucky lint and he'll tell you all about it if he corners you in the breakroom at work. He can often be seen rubbing it between his fingers and muttering, "I love you lint".
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gives foot massages to men underneath the stalls in the restrooms at bus stations
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Collects the frozen feces that is ejected from airplanes and sells it ebay
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I tried a good store made cauliflower frozen pizza crust called caulipower. It was quite good!
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Wondering if somewhere out there a group of chickens is plotting to peck me
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Guilty as charged for going out in pajama pants. May also have made a snide remark at someone who gave me a dirty look over it. I judge people who overdress for things. Like listen it’s a kids award ceremony, who you trying to impress in your skin tight short leather skirt, stripper heels and plunging neckline?
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and idk, can we say both?
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She's a lifestyle coach. She sits on the bench at the mall and criticizes people as they walk by hoping to inspire them to "be better" as she puts it.
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A tshirt he stole from his lifeguard crush in seventh grade
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a small copy of the three bears fairy tale in which she drew human genitalia on all the bears
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Username: pizzamyheart Weigh in week: Oct. Week One Weigh in day: Friday Previous Week's weight: 209 Todays Weight: 207 (down 2)
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I can't say its my favorite. It makes it difficult with small children, even bigger children. And that makes my life more difficult. So, not a fan.
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Me personally or mfp in general?
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You’ll learn. We all do if we are lucky.
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Why let it bother you what strangers on the Internet think? Especially here? Many of them are portraying the identity of who they want to be instead of who they actually are. (And remember, those with the greatest azzes are probably totally make believe anyways ;) Edit to add: so don’t worry what anybody thinks or thinks…
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Then “these people” are spending too much time on this site. ;)
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I For those who disagree....enjoy your measles.
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Agreed
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Pan is out shopping
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Pot, meet kettle.
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It was, wasn’t it? What a shame, what we are left with now. Too many snowflakes ruined it for everyone.
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Exactly! My son was with me and we still talk about it to this day.
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isn't that pretty much the whole internet? From what I hear its pretty tame here. I once saw a girl at panera order her soup or whatever it was in a bread bowl. Then I watched her throw out the bread bowl. I'm still dealing with that.....
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I always thought the bars were neat on people's profile pics. I miss those!
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Yes! Same.