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Explain this “thing” please. You dance it on Thursdays?
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Goodtimes
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Jesus Christ. This post reads like the description of a serial killer documentary on NetFlix. Wtf is wrong with people.
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Gasp. You’re my creeper! You are very slick.
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Damn. I went torsoless head. I’m 10 pounds away from torso pics.
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Apparently not thirsty enough. What does a person have to do to get a creeper?
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It is the citizen cane of documentaries. I read that they are reopening the case on carol baskin’s husband. 😲
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Real Housewives off New Jersey
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Omg Mel. This is the stuff of nightmares.
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What the hell is going on on mfp?!? And where?!?! And why not me?!?! I’m married and everything but I’m starting to get a complex. What body fat percentage do I need to get a creeper?
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That is the absolute correct answer when your spouse asks you who is on your celebrity crush list. Someone who looks like them or someone who was once attractive but now looks terrible. I go Kelly Labrock every time. Because it’s palatable for my wife and true when I was 13 years old.
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I start with the Tito’s and end with the Colt 45. 😂. Billy Dee style.
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Tito’s and club is my go to.
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Husband: Pack your bags!!! I won the lottery!!! Wife: Oh my god. That’s amazing. Where are we going?!?! Husband: I’m not going anywhere. Pack your bags. I won the lottery. Ha. Just kidding. My wife and I would travel once the kids were out of the best private school money could buy.
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Wow. That’s a great deal. Is that a chain?
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Is that a hack squat? Nice!
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I love the Y. I wish I had one near me.
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That’s awesome!
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That’s one hell of view. Hey Mel. Is that a CrossFit gym or something else?
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Absolutely true. Third and probably the most difficult of the options. Lol. And that would be one very difficult negotiation.
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People seek different sexual partners for a million reasons. They cheat (commit to monogamy and the lie about it) because they’re weak. Too weak to be monogamous which is not easy or too weak to leave the monogamous relationship that they’re not committed to.
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I’m watching Good Place and also Black Mirror.
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I wish I did. Instead I compare myself to an unattainable ideal that changes rapidly and can never be reached.
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So amazing. This warmed my heart :).
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Really?!? I’m not sure I can still pull them off.
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Not weird but a terrible feeling. I felt this way at my last job. Just never found “my people”. You should quit.
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What an inspiration!!!
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We’d all be counting calories with a pencil and paper. I do miss Doc Martins though.
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Run a marathon!
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Bought a new Apple computer to start a freelance graphic design business in. 1999. If I bought Apple stock instead I’d have 350 grand.