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An old toyota with a *kitten* up roof and windshield

I promise I wont move it this time

Not the fellows that put him in it

Statistician

Cuckoo bird

Nothing. Ok, almost nothing

One doesnt involve the mouth

A Raccoon named Gail, complete with nametag

Hanson. All three of them

Grifter

Bunch of rubbish, pushing the perfect life on us. What? NO! I'm not crying, you're crying!

Jim Beam

Performs body waxes. His methods are unorthodox but the results are astounding. If you can get past the fact that he rubs his feet all over the target area/s to remove the hair, you WILL be 100 percent, money back guarantee, satisfied.

A handfull of catlitter which she spreads at the local park, then laughs maniacally when the pidgeons swoop in thinking its seed.

Creates specialty, personal fit jock straps after painstakingly taking your measurements

Sailor Moon

Measures inseams for a tailor. Does it for the fringe benefits

An enlarged spleen

A darn meddling kid from Scooby Doo

White girl wasted

Things are done!!

The bird that smacked Fabio in the face

A very old, handheld electronic football game. Whenever she hears someone droning on about minecraft or call of duty, out it comes so she can show them how they were in her day, and that they liked it.

Can hire her to faint on command. Your friends will certainly be impressed at her reaction whenever you enter a room.

Retail jobs. I am not crushing you today good sir.

Come on ya wuss

Swore at snowflakes. Real ones, not the special kind

I'm pretty sure I'd be expecting a pony, but get