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My wife ordered some special fake sugar that tastes as close to the real thing as it can. Problem is if you eat too much, it makes you *hit your brains out. Make a sugar free lemonade with this fake sugar and some juice from concentrate so you domt have calories and 1 hr later you'll be on the toilet

Sounds like an interesting porno

Wife went into James Allen yesterday and I almost walked out with a $13.5k bill. Dodged that bullet and bought her chinese food and bakery goods instead

Gaming chairs that mimic car seats are good for looks if he wants to stream, but nothing will be the comfort of an executive office chair. Just throwing that out there in case hes the type that likes to sit down for a whole night

Bunch of caffeine. Local store had 10 for $8 on Rockstar, Two 4-packs of Starbucks doubleshots for $10, and half off tripleshots

Ive tried several brands over the years and always find myself going back to Gaspari Nutrition. If you follow their social media, they often do 30% off deals where I stock up. Flavors are bomb, dissolves easily, and have both whey and egg white

Home cooked shrimp fried rice for lunch

Within the Ruins instrumentals https://youtu.be/alGzqrhZ3-w

I dont need any motivation. I just want people to like my pics of food 😭

Just had Dominos last night. Not one of them measly thin crust vegetable only pizzas either. Ate almost the entire pizza plus a few cookies. However it was my only meal for the day and it was within my calorie limit. Macros be damned. Woke up this morning no heavier than the day before. 🤷‍♂️

Yep. Vanlife is huge with my hiking and mountain biking friends that love to travel. Can fit their bikes in fhe vehicle for security and still have a bed and kitchen. They all have homes tho. I know one person that lives vanlife and it doesnt seem easy or practical at all. Seems like a great hobby and I'd leave it at that.

The idea of having your first kid is scary and was not of any interest of mine. I actually turned down one girls marriage proposal because her goal was to have 5 kids and be a stay at home mom. I wanted a Lamborghini, not kids. I feel ultimately if ones stance on the matter is not changed to adapt to the other it will…

Tim the Toolman Taylor grunt?

Pretty much me in a nutshell. Dont care about my size at all, and love that I can eat whatever I want. All I can eat korean bbq, dominos pizza, and mcdonalds ice cream cones in the same day? Sounds like a plan. Depression? Hell no. Just living the life 😂 This prob doesnt apply to anyone else, b travel and sports are really…

Ironically I get the same when I tell them Im married. Used to wear a ring on my finger when I was young just so girls would give the chase

Use an air fryer and chicken and pork can be readied just as fast as you can make an egg.

Thinkn about going on a shooting spree

This hard work deserves a lot more than 3 likes.

Dont kid yourself. There is no final time 😏

Suoer easy to reach your calorie goal with smoothies. Down a 800+ calorie smoothie like a snack as often as you need. Make it full of fruit and greens and you have all the nutrients you need minus protein. Add protein powder and chicken, salmon, or pork. I like to drink of one of these + eat some carbs and meat for dinner.…

I love watching my boys sleep and secretly take photos of them

I looove onion rings. But like with calamari, the more fried crust the better. I got food poisoning from the IHOP onion rings once and ever since stay away from those ones that have huge onion inside the rings 🤮 Ruined my trip to Vegas

I remained good friends with the other two up until I married and then stopped talking to them. Not sure about one of them. I think she tried working in a different country for awhile before moving back home. She found a guy and adopted a bunch of kittens (my wife continues to stalk them periodically on FB and keep me…

I ignore it and it usually goes away

Td hats pretty much every guy. Our bodies may grow old but we all stay kids mentally

Meal replacement smoothies. Theres just something magical about being able to throw all your nutrients of a 1000 calorie meal into a blender and take it with you.

Im a sucker for bangs