_Dan1985 Member

What the s**t?! I *am* 37, and I thought you were about my age, give or take.

HYYY Your private profile steamrollers my friend request aspirations.

Despite the 3,212 new posts and threads, rage quits and fury; the barcode scanner is still working for me, and it's October 2nd here. Contrary to the collective meltdown I'm not *really* going to miss it when it goes.

:D I suppose it depends if you think a one time 10 hour shift at your local supermarket is worth it to not pay an annual subscription.

Sorry dude, MFP have made that a premium-only feature - if you want to scan barcodes from now on, you'll have to pay up. All of the things you've scanned in the past should still be saved as shortcuts in your food diary though. Which is why I went to the supermarket yesterday and scanned all 7,352 food products they have…

"Lets go somewhere we don't know, It's not running away Just trying to take control"

...and yours always makes me thirsty hungry, yes hungry for muffins. Did you draw that yourself?

Sorry, not sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I've never worked at a fuel station and as far as I know, have never prompted a woman to instinctively run away with eye contact alone.

On the community pages of yourfitnessbuddy.com, a man with the username 'MargarineMeCroissantz' wrote a post last night lamenting how he made eye contact with the most perfect female specimen he could ever hope to meet before she inexplicably drove off into the sunset. His intuition was that she was his perfect match in…

Either your intution saved you from an utter psychopath. Or he thought you were hot, and couldn't believe it when you sped off into the distance.

The cybercafe what'll be thread is an interesting ecosystem within Chit Chat but almost completely detached from it in every other way. Like an enclave.

Without a doubt, especially if you're a good judge of character. Or your intution game is strong.

It's normal to form negative opinions from first impressions of people and even to impulsively decide that you immediately dislike them. All that matters is that you're humble and open minded enough in time to realise when you were wrong.

I didn't actually notice, but I've edited the quote just for you. Now THAT'S a profound gesture. Happy weekend!

Ahh yes, the old scattergun approach to flirting. I swore by it when I was 10.

I just wish I understood what the expected endgame is. It's nice to be nice, absolutely. But what is the train of thought? "I've just written HAPPY WEEKEND SEXY LADY on the timelines of all 200 women in my friend list. Nudes when?"

FWIW, I don't know you, but from what I've seen of your posts, you're comfortably the funniest person on MFP. Never change that.

I try not to sweat it, but it's always other people's comments on stories that I accidentally like. Example: "Suzie von Popular burned 200 calories doing 2 hours of yoga" Immediately followed underneath by one of the usual suspect f-boys vacuous and tired compliments: "gReAt bUrN gOrGeOus, lOvE tHaT bOoTy 🔥🔥" Which is now…

When you're using the MFP mobile app, and just scrolling through comments in the news feed causes you to automatically like them and won't let you unlike them. I know it's not just me that has this problem.

If this dates you, then it dates me too. Then again, so does my username. It's kinda mindblowing that in the 90s it was perfectly normal for children of 10 years old to go into the city with their friends without any way of their parents contacting them. Also you're right, people did talk to each other more - and we…

You IRL?

I exercise for 40-60 minutes a day, always in the evening. If I try it in the morning I'm slow, unfocussed and can't get going properly. I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with me, people are different in so many ways, often wired differently. Not a morning person and never have been. That said it's possibly…

Congrats, that will be a good feeling no doubt. I'm aiming to lose a couple of pounds before Christmas, kinda like clearing space for the inevitable weight gain that comes with festive food.

Sunny disposition

I remember landlines, nobody had a phone of their own, it was just 'the phone' in every house. I remember in the early internet days, Yahoo and Lycos dominated search engines. Google didn't exist yet. I remember MSN messenger being a thing :#

She's a complete sweetheart and would roll over and present her belly for rubbing immediately. I have the three least manly dogs ever, but she's a rescue and I don't regret a thing :)

Well akshually I've been reading some online research that says the effects of breathing are overrated and proposes intermittent breathing for maximum health benefit, there's an irrefutable scientific paper YouTube video (with a number of well sourced opinions from 4chan and Reddit). Just look at people who never breathe,…

Another MFP intricacy I learned today, bad words are not kittened out in search results :o

Aww thanks Mel. Almost didn't post, harsh light makes people look older - but my little pooch is photogenic enough to make up for it.

Onlypans alternative account confirmed.