_Dan1985 Member

Tomorrow a leaver exits subtly A D I O S

@glassyo I had to Google what a beignet is. I'm not particularly into sweet foods but that truck looks like a mobile temptation center.

https://youtu.be/Up65Tl3SYrg

@OpheliaCooter I don't tend to pay too many compliments on here because I find it a bit hollow, but your eyes are sensational.

Oohh sorry. Well, I don't think I've given anything away that you don't already know. You're in for a treat, as Jesse would say, Season 5 is the bomb, yo. Then after that you can watch El Camino which is the sequel movie. I'm jealous of you for not having seen it yet.

If it makes matters better, Jesse, while a part-time meth head, was more of a dealer and eventually one of the best meth cooks in America. There, I'm sure that makes you feel much better about it.

*Grins triumphantly*

:D I'm sorry, I'm sure this troubled you when you realised what had happened - but this has amused me greatly.

Dapper

To be fair, it doesn't really fall into the category of the kind of music I usally listen to, so I'm kinda with Peaches on that one. But I'm a sucker for the 90s and I miss my youth. So I love it, Chris Rock can bite me B)

@cowsfan12 - For what it's worth, I like that track. Not because it's good, but because it's pure, medical-grade nostalgia.

I imagined that you and @CoffeeNstilettos had run off together, headed for The Caribbean on a yacht; never to think about us chit-chat mortals again. I'm glad I was wrong.

You're very witty and your 'wrong answers only' are always very intricate, funny and intelligent. I hope this helps to balance out what the stranger said.

And you Twitchy, I don't if you noticed but your hiatus caused the MFP forum to stop working.

😭 Thank you! This has made a lame day slightly better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOGI7qeD1NA ...but wow, I didn't think anybody would notice me being gone.

There are few better feelings than that one. Heavy rain on the roof sends me right to sleep.

Black hole

I'm sure you have more to offer them than just being able to drive, the fact that you like talking to people is a massive plus, just be you - not all of the passengers will want to talk, but I've no doubt you'll be insightful enough to tell who would appreciate a chat and I think you'll be very good at putting them at ease.

"Do people on the internet think I look like the 2001 version of Renee Zellwegger?"

It's hard to choose because I have many pairs of shoes that I've stolen from the needy and deprived. It used to be a hobby of mine: In my possession I have a brand new pair of kicks that I took from the back of a truck full of overseas aid boxes and some scuffed up old boots that I removed from a sleeping hobo, but I…

Hey good on you, you'll be taking away one less thing for these people to worry about during what is already the worst time of their lives. You'll also meet some kind and interesting people along the way.

The answer to this question depends on who you ask, according to many of my ex girlfriends, no fewer than 56 pairs. Each pair representing an occasion or event that my primitive male brain could not forsee. I've noticed a trend however of men wearing sneakers with suits 🤮 - so it's possible that you only need the one pair;…

Banana, nuts, figs, apple. Every day! Not the most exciting staples, but could be worse. Edit: Oh and 6 cups of tea. 🇬🇧

I heard that pyramid schemes and Herbalife are fabulous ways of making easy money; just buy a few million dollars of their 'fat melting tea' for resale and you'll double your money in no time. Failing that, I think you should invest the money in diverse holdings, I believe the startup company 'Dan's retirement fund…

I wanted to be a pirate but instead volunteered at the local circus, my job was to be fired out of a cannon. I landed on my head but as far I'm concerned, I'm absolutely fine and not at all whacky. What's an exotic but unusual location to visit next summer?

Becoming overtly attracted to smarts C R U S H

Y'know I don't think I've ever heard of piracy aboard a ferry, you could be a trailblazer. Head for the bridge, seize control then set course for open waters. A life of piracy on the high seas awaits. As my parents get older, they often struggle with modern technology. What would be a good, old-person friendly gadget I…

This made my day, I nearly choked laughing at the dryness of your 'congratulations'. ...but I agree, it's fine to not have a TV, but some people just love to tell you about it.

@nossmf The reason you are only able to think of intelligent questions when you are offline is clearly because you aren't spending enough time on the internet. You need to move into a basement apartment, no windows or sources of natural light. Next stop all exercise, and strictly no healthy food whatsoever. We need you on…