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I'd be banned from here, but I'll include it on my next OnlyFans update B)

I'm trying to teach myself to do it; so far I've nearly drowned twice, been arrested for exposure and I'm banned from every swimming pool in town.

Slightly topical fact: Turtles can breathe through their buttholes when their head is submerged underwater.

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I live a couple of hours from Stonehenge, in the 50s and 60s you used to be able to just walk up to it and my dad and his friends would play on it. Kinda sad, it's closed off now - but that's probably for the best, would get tagged these days.

I used to abide, until I watched a YouTube video about it. A workplace floor is likely to be especially manky.

There she was, as I live and breathe!

That's actually refreshing, in an age where people have zero shame about taking selfies in basically any situation. I'll just keep picturing Zooey instead then B)

🤔 Picturing Zooey Deschanel. But it sounds like the real TLDR is that I'm a wimp* for wearing a jumper in September. *I can't believe a word that literally describes a kitten was kittened out.

@ButterMeMuffinz - I'm freezing. Have you been able to transition into your autumn threads now?

If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat. Worked 5 all-night shifts this week and will be doing the same tonight, and probably tomorrow. Hope you can chill on Sunday.

Same thing happening to me, as well as a few friends. Haven't had any notifications at all in two months, suddenly have hundreds, and like you, my profile thinks I've been writing on people's profiles (which I did, but months ago)...

:D Took me a minute.

Smiling and laughing is not intrinsically linked to wholesome things or good nature. Evil MFs smile and laugh as their plans come together.

Because Americans pronounce the letter 'z' as 'zee' - the end of the alphabet song actually rhymes for them.

Insightful, but worth noting that just because the British like to think we're good at it, doesn't mean we actually are. My Puerto Rican-American friend nearly died laughing when I tried to pronounce 'Chipotle'

The thing is, in the UK we like to think that we're good at pronouncing foreign words correctly - everybody says 'filet-minion' as 'filay' but for chicken, a number of people say filllet. Which is why the Chick-Fil-A thing is lost on some of us.

It has also just dawned on my that Ohhh, this is very bad. I've been making the same mistake as you until about 30 seconds ago. The only thing I knew about Chick-Fil-A was a story I read about a Florida man chasing people naked around the car park parking lot.

Christmas tree in Sainsburys already up in October, for or against?

You're right - but I'd say that self deprecating humour can be quite endearing. Not sure that's exactly what he was going for mind.

It's coming fam. I felt cold for the first time since Summer today (Cornwall) - took the dogs out and was chilly.

First date incessant mentioning of her ex-boyfriend. Has happened a couple of times.

45 minutes, followed by an hour of nervously watching almost everybody else use the full two hours.

I'm not young enough to be cantip eta: just got the MM reference.

> Able to trade banter as well as be sweet > Appreciates dad jokes > Can deal with me being an actual dad

You'll be surprised how well calorie logging will work, honestly, even if you just set the app to lose 0.5lbs a week (which translates to a fairy small calorie deficit) - you'll have that 15lbs off by Spring. You could do it by Christmas if you went for a pound a week. I would echo the sentiment that there's no rush, lots…

I'm going to choose to believe you're absolutely right :#

Hahaha, it's not that vain to want to still have my hair in my 30s :wink: I quite like the royal dogs though, they all keep corgis.

So much so that she tagged me in the crush of the day thread. 🇬🇧 No friend request though, I feel cheated.