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( • ) ( • ) Generic thirsty response
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I like this idea. I will be generic thirsty mfp person.
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I'd dress up like dude from Tiger King and set up a table in front of starbucks offering fake autographs and free handshakes.
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Heck I’d go to the university and let the surgical assistant students take out my spleen.
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I’d come over anyone’s house and watch....gasp....the titanic. Ok so I’d probably raid your refrigerator and snoop in your medicine cabinet while you watch it, but At least I’d be there.
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I wake up and aspire to begreat. Have coffee and decide that being mediocre is good enough.
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I’d sneak i to somebody’s apartment when they weren’t home just so I could hide under their bed for hours and whisper “you owe me twenty seven dollars” while they sleep
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One time I wore really tight jeans to an all day event. I couldn’t fart for seven days after that.
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Hell I’d hold hands with any mfp person as long as they provided alcohol
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I felt something real once. Then the cops came because apparently it’s not appropriate to feel up a construction worker who happened to be napping during his lunch break. Go figure.
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Heck I’d go without hesitation and dance like I’ve never danced before. During dinner. On the table.
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You k ow that creepy guy that always argues with himself in front of McDonald’s? I’d happily start yelling at him so we could argue TOGETHER.
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Heck if we could go back to normal I’d serenade all the people at Walmart and dance my own version of whatever dance I happen to make up.
