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You leave Kevin Bacon out of this!
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Fidel
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@vanityy99 wanna see a 140 lb man take his shirt off to this? https://youtu.be/D6GNPAgPW-0
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What do you mean by 3 diagnosis? I pray you don't have it
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Estonian deathpop Iguana Rap (yes they are rappers now) Now That's What I Call Music - Vol. 2, 3 and 7 Judy Garland quarantine got me in a whole mood
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Me trying to figure out how to program the elliptical machine and drinking half my water bottle during that time π https://youtu.be/hxsOXOPni0o
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I've already had pizza and cheeseburgers and it's not even 2:15pm yet
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Someone who will threaten my life over a volatile game of Pictionary and then passionately make-out with me 10 seconds later.
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You would not have fun at my parties π β½
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(getting the shakes)
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Black coffee from the gas station. Two packs of honey buns and the latest Hustler.
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COVID compliant ones lol
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A deep backwoods gal with a lot of Duane's and Norma's in her family.
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Whatever feels comfortable inside a bubble.
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Need more info. May I see your can opener?
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Hey you, Yes you No, not you..... but YOU Remember me? Yeah I'm all grown up now
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Wise decision. π» you'll find that this little guy is quick and efficient.
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One taco, please! I'm *kitten* starving
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Great set of feet!
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All power to those who can be celibate and come out a better person. It's not for me though. I love nachos too much.
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Money, cash, puppies.
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Someone who truly and genuinely believes that they are a shark when they're taking their Sunday night bath.
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Someone who goes on a long bathroom break during our first date, and I assume they bailed, but they return with a hot churro for me! π
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We had met at the grocery store in the Mediterranean foods aisle. My eyes popped out of the sockets and I started drooling on my cardigan. Not my classiest moment. An hour later we were rocking each other's world back at my pad. Right on the counter top... knocking over owl cookie jars and all. Didn't even make it to theβ¦
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A Chick-fil-A sandwich.... dropped inside a thunderdome. As she shouts, "Two men enter, only one will leave!"
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https://youtu.be/2dyrYNMFq9I