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When one of your co-workers who is older than 40 tries to be hip and says... "Woot woot!" Oh god I could shove my head in a fax machine
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Ghost 'em. It's Tinder. You don't owe anyone *kitten* on these dating apps. Even the two guys you're serious about are probably swiping furiously at this moment. It won't stop till the thumbs fall off. Remember that.
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*kitten* everybody. Nothing personal. That's just how I feel in 2020. I just gotta do me and keep on posting.
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https://youtu.be/RTGyb1s8o1w
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https://youtu.be/S7Ly030AcwY
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"What it do, playa" Huh. What does what do now? I'm very confused, sir.
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An underachieving scientist with a tight ponytail playing Animal Crossing on the toilet with the bathroom door halfway open
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I've been spending most of my days preoccupied with finding life's true meaning. Incorporating various methods of enlightenment via tantra, wild fungi, and Rocky films.
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https://youtu.be/bEGqLpgiY-M
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Holy *kitten*. I haven't seen you since high school, Amber!
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You can activate a gas pump by phone??? I am the sorriest millennial ๐
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Are you trying to summon the BeyHive to this vulnerable little sub-forum? ๐ฉ
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Ok. Fine. Damn! Hey. Wait. Who did this stained glass?! Cute!
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What I'm thinking is... What photographer thought it was a good idea to shoot on the rooftop of an auto parts store at high noon with the smoggy hills of Bakersfield as a scenic backdrop?
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Not sure you wanna ask that around these party animals. ๐
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People wearing masks but constantly adjusting and pulling (READ: TOUCHING!!!) the front of the mask And you're just sitting in your car thinking, "I'm gonna die, huh."
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Decaf with soy creamer. Pop a Xanax and I'm good for the day. ๐
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I read that retail businesses are opening back up this weekend so I might head down to TJ Maxx and look for some cute summer shorts.
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I need to mull this one over. I'll have my representatives contact you by 5pm tomorrow with a final decision. Thank you for your understanding during these uncertain times.
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https://youtu.be/NeNMUeodnGM
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Getting acclimated to the new YouTube app. They're trying to hide the comments and I don't blame them. ๐
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Me too. It was featured in one of my favorite movies (You've Got Mail) and, not to make the locals groan, but I would like to shop there someday because of that.
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Whoever has the best natural lighting (and cleavage) in a Zoom meeting
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Let's be real. You won't be here this time next week. :cry:
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USA! USA!
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A Coolio fan disagreed lol.