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Weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable

My 16-year-old texted me this afternoon to tell me he hit 175 on flat bench. I love that he wanted to tell me

You read my mind

:blushing: thank you :smooched: oh go on

Neither is good but it was an absorbing way to spend an hour

I would but my face is almost always naked. It’s just a glazed donut makeup trend that I’m not too fond of atm

“The great companies did not know that the line between hunger and anger is a thin line.” The Grapes of Wrath

After hundreds of years of powdering our faces we are now rocking the sweaty greasy makeup trend.

From dust to dust

I just want to brag about my coworkers

I was afraid to push my luck 😄

Well if I get my third one I’ll grant you a wish

😂 i got the powers of mom guilt

From one mom to another… this is so hard & I don’t really have words to adequately express how deeply your situation moves me. Healing for you and your child

And to be able to fly amiright?

If I could change three things about my body I would be pain free, I wouldn’t need to poop, and I’d be able to grant wishes every time I O

And would it kill someone to take a Clorox wipe to it once in a while

a good schtuppin

Waiting

Yeah just tell them you’d like to know what breed, where they get them, how they feed & house them. If they process themselves ask to participate. You’re going to be surprised how not rocket science it is. Also how annoying. You’re lucky. I had to learn from books.

My mother telling a story about how she got separated from her group on a trail & her electric scooter died on a long steep hill & a powerlifter came and pushed her all the way up and how safe and protected she felt and how “she didn’t even look that fit.” 🤦‍♀️

Cute & powerful!

Morning bud! Cute curls

❤️

pretty

🖐️🫶

I don’t want to diagnose anyone but there is something wrong with you

Perpetual victims

bacon is the best strategy