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My more conscious inner voice is pretty nice and calls me sweetheart and tells me I'm doing a good job. I cultivated that voice over years. But below that there is near constant chatter and it's noisy af

The sound of my own inner voice annoys the *kitten* out of me sometimes

I like to dunk mine in a little red no. 40

Don't worry about the mercury. It's the leaded gasoline that gets us.

There are good or decent songs I haven't listened to in 25 years or more because I still think they're played out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JNEhrojBUiw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F3U795nyAj0

Exhausted & it shows 🤷🏻‍♀️ Doing it anyway

Knock it off loser. Your BS is transparent. Go away

This is excellent sitting outside weather

It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H9tEvfIsDyo

There is a "whatever" which is non-judgmental and there is one which is intentionally invalidating. The truly apathetic whatever is actually silent.

😂 yes well said

Omg dam

First

This ridiculous ubiquitous font that makes capital i indistinguishable from lowercase L

I keep coming across people who say that relationships aren't supposed to be hard but I've never met one that wasn't hard at least some of the time and yes, that means I am at least half the problem but I can't imagine what they might be talking about unless it's a matter of varying definitions.

Waiting to be abducted by a space alien

yes

All my kids home at the same time & choosing to spend all their time together. I feel like I did something right. rn they are building a damn in their old fish hatchery & arguing about whether something is poison ivy while the dog & I sit in the sun

While I chaperone my youngest at his warhammer thingy

People who have a hard time transitioning from one activity to the next. Activity, snack, activity, drink, activity, pet all the animals, activity, nap, etc It's me. I'm people

Taking a break from gardening

It is raining pretty heavily but my kid still decided to golf. In the rain. As I passed the course to pull into the parking lot I saw him running across the grass hair flying, shirt whipping behind him, for what reason I have no idea because from what I gather golf rarely involves the need for speed. It's been six minutes…

Oh fancy pants rich magee over here

Weakness: half price kidneys

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