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I don't remember earth day until RHCP played Central Park

sweating

🤔 I might need a tutorial. Please gif

I made that mistake with my hair a year ago. I'm still mad about it But good golly you're pretty

chains? CHAINS?? Ima faint

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my sister 😂

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

🔥 eta: finally more GIFs 🤗

We don't talk about fight club

If you're a cognitively unimpaired adult with access to a calendar, smart phone, writing utensils, timers, etc, I am not going to remind you to do your tasks unless I'm getting paid for that service.

When that happens to me it's either a sinus thing or I've been chewing ice

weakness: reciprocity

@gonebutnotforgotten

The pimple I tried to pop a few days ago is finally healing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jaDC_e4SjBQ

When I'm not doing anything particularly dangerous and someone tells me to be careful. Believe me, my problems are not from lack of care. I am usually far too cautious. And now it's in my head & I'm *kitten* for tonight.

Thank you! omg i can't buy another single use gadget 😂

Yes? Please tell me

It's good to be the king

My snooping skills are abysmal. I outsource that

For example I once dreamt that a man had diarrhea not of the intestines or even the mouth but of the genitalia. That's a common metaphorical malady I fear

😂 I HAVE had some insightful, metaphorical dreams - even a few about mfpeeps. Those are cool because they bring to my conscious mind things that have been simmering on the back burner. but really I think I'm just better than average at pattern recognition & can kind of tell how something is going to play out. It can feel…

Cold chocolate milk after a workout

Baby's first split squats

Clara Barton ❤️