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Let me tell you about the dream I had...

Right? And I hate when people tell me to stop speculating and that I'm not a mind reader because obviously I am

my coffee black in my bed at five Because I was out of cream. Looking forward to where I can spend those calories later

It was beginning to be dusk as I drove home from the gym. There aren't too many sidewalks where I live and as I approached a dangerous curve in the road I came upon a little family out for an early evening stroll - man, woman, dog. They were in no danger from me because I drive very carefully most of the time especially on…

hyyy, I see how it is

Quit crankin that boy's reason

My lunchtime walking route keeps intersecting with the cop who walks the campus and I end up having to nod to him three or four times in an hour

the damage I did to people and relationships when I felt deeply inferior. I almost don't recognize myself and I don't know how I healed. If I knew, I would share it.

Boy, am I cranky for no reason.

hmph

Oh that was from Carrie Bradshaw to Mr. Big

How do you know it wasn't meant for you? It could be you.

Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me.

TikTok had a bunch of duets when this first was trending. Some of them were good

I remember not only film photography, but flash cubes

gym. deadlift. fun.

I like the way those two posts work together to tell a story

Hot

Revenge bedtime procrastination

My son plays dungeons and dragons at a store. All the other players are much older than him and so I accompany him to his games. The owner of the store often says "hi Mom" to me. Several weeks ago I told him my name and he said, "I'm going to keep calling you Mom." Today when he said "goodbye Mom" to me I said, "bye store…

Moonlight and peepers at the pond

https://voca.ro/11HNFTFMFPgH

I prayed that he would finish but he just kept right on

i was going to say that reminds me of a Petra song but then I remembered the song was probably based on this

Fruit punch protein powder

I wanted to mention it too. Specifically the shoe/chair coordination. ❤️

I STILL think people draw too hard a line between exercise and NEAT. If I step outside my door and walk for two miles many people would consider that exercise (if you're not a roided out podcaster). But if I walk the same two miles and stop at the grocery store, suddenly it's non-exercise.

my eye

😂 i want to adopt that healthy looking fox