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my friend lost his left arm in an accident. It’s ok. He’s all right now.
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It’s so cold… I just saw a gangster pull his pants up
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My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl. I said I didn’t know it could.
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I asked the librarian for a book on turtles. She asked “Hardback?” “Yes” I said “With the little feet and head”
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A major difference between men and women is that when a woman says "smell this," it usually smells good.
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A penguin walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and asks “Have you seen my brother in here?” And the bartender says “I don’t know, what’s he look like?”
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Absolutely they are! 😁
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Not fresh out of the oven. Interesting. I too prefer not to receive third degree burns on the roof of my mouth😁
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We’ll keep it a secret 😉
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Ab-so-freaking yes!😁 Points for enthusiasm too
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Agree! I love it when things work together 😁
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Yes! Welcome to the dark side😁
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My Grandma always said laughter is the best medicine. Makes me wonder if that had anything to do with my Grandpa dying of tuberculosis. Thank you dear. You made my day today
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One time I had to use my step ladder, which made me sad. Because I never really knew my real ladder.
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I took viagra one time because I had a sunburn. It didn’t do anything for the sunburn, but it did keep the sheets off my legs at night.
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Staring at this can of frozen orange juice because it says “concentrate”
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Hi Sharon. Same here. Let's do the thing and get into fantastic shape. :)
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Welcome Charity. Let's go!
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I’m learning a lot about how things works here. Your info was very helpful. Thank you. I’m used to my Fitbit community which was quite different than this. I miss the challenges, so I’ll definitely look into those. Thank you Ann. I’d say we’re friends even if it’s not formal 😁
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How do actually add a friend? I’m not seeing anywhere that that is an option. Anyone can show me how and I’ll add you 😁
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Emmy, Nice to find another newbie. I like to walk but it’s challenging when the streets are covered with ice and snow. I don’t take life too seriously, so you’ll probably see me sharing a dumb joke or something 😁
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Awesome! Way to get after it
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Yes to all of that. Sounds so good
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There’s no room for dirty looks in the pizza world 😁
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Gotta stick with what you like 😁
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I don’t really have blue eyes 😁
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Franks Red Hot is truly amazing
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100th time’s the charm 😁 You got this. Every day is a new chance to succeed
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Every accident has a purpose 😁
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😂😂 I love it!
