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Having sex with her is kind of leading her on.

When I was little, my parents would take us to my uncle's place for Christmas. We liked going to visit for Christmas. Travelling to see relatives on Christmas is normal. If you want to change the way your family does things, that's up to you. I am just amazed at some of the outrage from people who think taking small…

I hope you get to fulfil your dream and become a stripper one day. You can do it!

I don't like it, either. I saw chocolate eggnog at the market the other day, though, and that might be good. I'd probably rather just have chocolate milk, though.

It was the not laughing at his small penis that excluded me. :ohwell:

Where in Canada do you live where it is -40 all year?

I don't believe that people actually get offended by someone wishing them a Merry Christmas. It certainly doesn't offend me.

Why would anyone have to Google this? Everyone knows what *kitten* is, don't they?

I'm a solid 5. I'll get my coat.

How are your clothes fitting?

Rest well, sir.

Doesn't that come after the Feats of Strength?

Commando Croissant

Yes. Do wear a rain coat and a rain hat. I sometimes dress like a fisherman when I run in the rain. Boots and all.

It's just water.

Who?

People need to be less concerned about what other people are doing.

“Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.”

It never tastes like nor has the texture of spaghetti.

Canadians have Thanksgiving AND Boxing Day. *smug*

Canadians, too. Then we apologise.

You only ate a third of the container. You're still going to die, though. Godspeed.

http://www.justapinch.com/recipes/main-course/chicken/baked-kfc-chicken.html

I get a lot of comments on how nice my fillings are.

The cake should have fat people made of icing on it, and you should have the bakery write "This is you" with arrows pointing to the fat icing people.

They probably all talked about you after you left the room, too. They were probably discussing how you think you're better than everyone else, but it was really because they are jealous because you are the only one with any willpower. How can you even work there now? You should quit. Not officially, though. Just stop…

Yes. As was mentioned, it saves some water. Plus, I can immediately wash my pee hole. It's perfect.

Jon Bon Jovi.

It's sad that so many people feel guilty.

There is no way this can possibly go wrong.