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Me either. But my sweetie cried during Brian's Song and the start of Saving Private Ryan.

Wisconsin Age 43 Only child 24 And yes, my mom said I was too young. (She had 3 by 22.) Lots of my hs classmates are grandparents. One actually has seven already!

Then I got fat. Now I'm here.

Great advice. This is actually how I quit smoking. I walked out of work at 5PM on a Monday <only a coincidence>. I lit the last cigarette in my pack. It was snowing big, wet, fluffy flakes and I was on the bus. I knew I would have to get off the bus and walk through the big, wet, fluffy flakes to buy another pack. It was…

This!

I kind of agree with him too. I have many, many friends who got divorced then decided to take care of themselves and lose those extra 50 pounds. Men are visual creatures. Why wait until you lose the one you have? I don't buy that having kids made you gain weight either. My grandmother had 12. The youngest just turned 49.…

So...1987 brought us ALF, a stock market crash, the Fox network, Prozak, the Simpsons, "bunny boiling", and disposable contacts.

Cue Bowling for Soup Bruce Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she’s uncool Cause she's still preoccupied With 19, 19, 1985 OK I was 87 and we were way cooler but nobody wrote a song about us.

This! But I'd crunch it up a little before I put it back to make it easier on the vacuum and the self esteem of the vacuum. I mean, really? How much failure is a vacuum supposed to endure?

Glitter. Oohhhh shiny.

Happiness is a choice that I have made. For example, my boyfriend brought flowers to work for me one day. A coworker asked why and I responded because they were on sale at the grocery story. She was shocked he would bring me "sale flowers" and I wasn't mad that was the reason. Seriously? End result - I have a huge bunch of…

My caffeine delivery system is my choice, thank you very much.

2 pieces of string cheese, a beef stick, and nectar of the gods - Diet Mt. Dew.

I have to regularly untag myself from pictures. A friend tagged me in one where another friend licked a jello shot off my cleavage. I was pissed when the poster told me to own my behavior. I do. At the party with the people who were there - not all over facebook for my grandmother to see!

I deleted my sister's husband. He started in with my friends over politics. I pick my friends so I don't need him pissing them off in my sandbox! Truthfully, my adult daughter's language is enough to drive me insane too. I didn't raise her to talk like that! But she's my only kid so I point out how ignotant she sounds.

26. Men like boobies.

I'm only going to address the rash because it's something I have had to deal with. Is it actually a rash or could it be a yeast infection? Is it possible she's not getting enough to drink causing acidic urine? Maybe cut out citrus fruits and jusice as well as anything tomato based while she is with you. Vinegar soaked…

Oh so tempting to drag this down to the gutter.

I feel like I should have changed my contacts several weeks ago because today I can't see for _____! Should be a fun drive home in the dark.

I have a friendship that has run its course and now exists solely because we know too much about each other's secrets to piss the other off. Does that count?

OK maybe that was an intentional practical joke.

My boyfriend was on the school board where his son's attended. Teachers and administrators wore their ID around their neck on lanyards. On the first day of his senior year, son #3 borrowed his dad's lanyard and dressed in khakis, a button down shirt and a tie. He carried a clipboard and spend most of the morning taking…

White rice. Pastey, sticky, nasty, maggot-looking pile of goo.

Over 6 days, I would bet it is.

My breakfast yesterday was 1 packet store brand bananas and cream oatmeal and one apple. I was full unil lunch. But sometimes I have two apples. I challenge anyone to be hungry after eating two medium apples.

I was thinking the same thing. Now how can I be more like all of you?

Most disappointing thread title. I was hoping for kama sutra.

Me too but I'll come back to haunt anyone who wastes money on a funeral. Geez! Throw a party instead.

Never! And it pissed me off when others thought it was ok to give my dog people food. He was on a prescription diet and my mom's bf thought it was funny to sneak him people food.

I'd have a hard time since I consider being a Bears, Vikings, Cubs, or Cardinals fan a serious character flaw.