Cassi_Eats_Apples

My biggest and probably most hilarious misheard lyrics are from Semi charmed life by third eye blind. I heard: She comes round and she goes to town with me. Its actually, She comes round and she goes down on me. I heard: "And I speak to you like a quarter to a hearse, drop another time like a coma in with a curse" Its…

Scuse me can I talk to you for a minute? Wheres ya boyfriend at? Can I have yo number?!

I only drink with friends and try to plan my friend days in advance. That way I'm good alll week long so I can have my friday night and get back on track saturday morning. Works for me. :)

I like it when ladies show up to work out looking like drag queens.

Actually some do. I've seen a lot of those "I hate those little gym bunnies wearing make up and skimpy work out clothes and just standing around flirting with the lifting guys" post

I don't, I like looking like a pasty dead corpse with working out.

My suggestion to you is to calculate your bmr. You can do that here: http://www.webmd.com/diet/calc-bmi-plus I always thought oh the lower calories I eat the more weight I'll loose, but having calories set a little too low can actually make loosing weight hard because you body will be reluctant to let go of the fat. I've…

"Make sure to clean behind your ears - if not, potatoes will start growing there!" and also Playing with frogs and toads would make you get warts.

When I was younger I used to think that if you got a green chip in a bag of potato chips and ate it you would die.

I used to believe that too!

Why are home ellipticals nonsense? I was planning on buying one because its nearly impossible for me to get to the gym.

I like you, and I would like to add you. We seem to share similar views.

Is bood high or low in calories? In all seriousness if you don't want to don't unless certain foods are giving you problems. I'm blessed with A negative blood and my doctor has mentions that is the big contributing factor in why beef gives my stomach horrendous pains. Mostly because he can't determine any other reason, and…

I'm like this too. I usually dump people if they never respond or talk to me.

Welcome! I just started up again, and all of you can add me :)

STOP SHOUTING. TALKING IN CAPS ON THE INTERNET IS YELLING. YOUR CAPS LOCK IS NEXT TO THE A BUTTON UNDER THE TAB KEY. SHUT THAT **** OFF BRO.

Nigel? Is that you?

ooo! If my blender doesnt cut it I'll head over to macy's wedsite for sure! Thanks!

I'm actually Rainbow Dash from MLP:FIM

Does that work? Using a blender and straining? I want to be able to juice kale and other dark leafy greens but the juicers that are cheaper are usually not mastication juicers and I weary about spending 300+ to make juice...

I'm so pissed at you for that comment.

The people of Area 52 trade chat.

Lets have coffee sometime and discuss.

Kreayshawn.

What nationality is that?

bangs.

I have one that I plan on getting covered up because the artists line work is sloppy, and its only a one word tat, it been less then a year and its already fading and looking blurry. Luckily its small and will be easy to cover! When I reach my goal weight I also plan on rewarding myself with a phoenix tattoo on my side. :)

The exception is kids imo. I have my sons name on me :P

I heard that water is pretty low in fat and calories. But its very high in awesome so be careful.