KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Member

Will you be my girlfriend?

Agreed. Miller Lite tastes like @ss, I'll take the extra calories, thank you.

OMG, that is the cutest gif EVER!

I have a Chewbacca sound on my phone and I use it to scare my cats. Not sure why they're so scared of it, but it makes me laugh.

The Imperial March. And my notification tone is beeping sounds from R2D2. That one is harder to describe.

I've been on MFP for about two years now. I haven't lost much because I slacked off the first year and just trolled on the message boards.

I've applied to several friendship positions on MFP and was required to send naked pictures. Is that required for this application too?

^^ This. I used to really hate cardio, too, but I found something that I like and/or I just suck it up.

THIS! Strength training is awesome! Another option is to find women who are more assertive than you are. I am a strong believer in many people needing SOs that balance them out. For instance, I am assertive to the point that I'm almost aggressive and I seem to have better relationships with men who are less assertive than…

I'll eat an entire jar of Nutella in a day.

I'm not a "nice" girl and I always end up in the friend zone... *pouts*

I applied to a college in Hawaii and I was accepted. Instead, I went to Ohio. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?! In all honesty, I applied there because there was a Marine Biology program and there were pictures of people swimming with turtles and I thought it would be cool to swim with turtles for a career. Now I realize that the…

I've always liked the really, really nice guys. I think the reason I'm like that is because I'm not the nicest person, so it's always good to have somebody who will even me out.

I might be addicted to fried pickles. They're incredible!

OMG, I thought I was the only one. When my friends have corn dogs and they refuse to eat that little bit I'm like GIMME! GIMME! GIMME! and then they give me this face :huh:

Wow, that's incredible!

Love. As for myself, I wear what I wear because that's what I can afford. And most of that includes shirts that show my boobs. I like my boobs.

Whaaa?! There are some women who don't want to be on top?! You guys are missing out, it's awesome! Also, I don't log it, but if I did, I would log it as "The ol' in-out," à la A Clockwork Orange

Ooo, do I get some candy?! I'm a fat chick who loves candy!

I think it really depends. Obviously, if they're not into the same things as I am, they may not know as much about them as I do. I don't have a problem with that. What I do have a problem with is when I tell a guy that he is mediocre and I have to explain what "mediocre" means. No bueno.

145. I could do 8 reps, so I want to try to go up next time.

You put the Nutella on ice cream!

Hookers and blow! Ok, no, seriously. I would buy a new car and a nice size home with which I will run an animal shelter out of, specializing in small animals (rats, hamsters, mice, etc) and reptiles. And cats. I love cats, so I have to have a BUNCH of cats. Other than that, just pay off loans, pay Matt Smith and/or Jon…

Spongebob's face. 'nuff said.

That's what all my friends say until they see a young photo of him and then they're like "Yeah, you kind of do... still hotter though." and I've never had a problem understanding anything he says, oddly enough.

Most of my family is tall and blonde. I'm 5'3 with dark hair and I look a little like Ozzy Osbourne (when he was in Black Sabbath, not now). If I didn't look so much like my step sister (on my dad's side) I would think my mom had a fling with Ozzy and I was the result of that.

That awkward moment when I walk in on my cat masturbating and I'm not sure what to do, so I lay the box of tissues beside him and leave without getting what I need from that room. The conversation started to go down hill so I thought I would just add that in there.

It's a negative calorie food because you burned calories by scrubbing your hair. I thought everybody knew that.

too many calories going in, too few going out. BAM, fatness.

I had Thai food today *crosses fingers*