SewerUrchin

Some kind of sports team, like, basketball.

Love that dress!

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Radar ping from Crawley.

Know who I like? That Justin Bieber kid. Seems to have a good attitude.

Brown. You can't usually see any colour in them; they're so dark that they basically just look black, but the camera flash highlights them. Bit drab, really.

I was out drinking once, and, in the toilets, this girl who was incredibly drunk (staggering all over the place, slurred speech, vomit in hair, the works) barged into me, then screamed at me to get out of her way. I told her to f*** off, naturally, and she said "F*** you, you fat f***ing c***". So I said "Are you this much…

In the last nine days, I lost 4lbs after a month-long depressing period when a) I found out my scales were wrong and I was heavier than I thought I was and b) I always ate under 1000 calories; not deliberately, but just because I didn't know or care about basic nutrition. Whereas, for some weird reason, a week and a half…

My workout mix is a combination of Leftover Crack, Beastie Boys, Andrew WK, and...er.... songs from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. I'm cool, OK?

I love beards. I'm currently trying to persuade my partner to grow a massive one that'll make him look like a gene-splicing experiment involving Brian Blessed and ZZ Topp (although he has a reasonable beard as it is). He looks like a bespectacled lumberjack, see? (I'm horribly hungover in this picture and leaning on him…

Ah, that'll be it, I don't tend to drink that much water before exercising. Thanks guys, hopefully that'll help!

I hate running with a passion. I don't mind feeling exhausted and sweaty, but for some reason, with running, I just can't get enough air into my lungs; while I get out of breath doing cardio in general (which is kind of expected), I don't get the "holy crap I'm dying" thing with any exercise except running. Plus, as a…

Thanks folks. I tend to walk to and from the gym (which I don't really count, I walk everywhere anyway), and once I'm there, do at least an hour of cardio, during which I'll drink about a litre of water. Today, for example, I spent 60 minutes on a rowing machine, and, according to the machine (the measurements on here…

I've recently moved, so have no friends that I physically socialise with, although a few friends have been of the "Oh, just eat some cake, real women have curves, come on, have a beer, one night pigging out on pizza won't hurt" persuasion. Sometimes, I get the feeling that my partner doesn't help much with my progress…

THANKYOU. Yes, asking someone out is nerve-wracking, but I wish people would stop playing around with "Oh, if I ignore him for a set number of days then I'll look less desperate" or "Maybe if I chat up another girl in front of her, she'll get jealous and ask me out". If you like someone, and wish to pursue a romantic…

I've had loads of different hair colours. Turquoise Green Red Orange Pink fringe Pink and blue fringe And peroxide blonde. Which went a bit wrong at one point because I fried my hair with the bleach, and it started breaking off, so I had to shave it off. Not my best look. I'm back to my natural colour nowadays, what with…

What's wrong with being tattooed? Seems a bit of a weird element for him to bring into it. Anyway, there's a difference between a nice guy and a guy with Nice Guy Syndrome. A nice guy is just that; a chap who happens to be pleasant to be around and is probably good boyfriend material. A guy with Nice Guy Syndrome, on the…

It's pretty dead at my gym, although you do still see the odd January dieter bimbling along on the treadmill. Hell, I'm one of those January starters, and I'm still going strong.

Hitting on someone who you know is taken is kind of a d*ck move. Giving into those advances even moreso.

Mr SewerUrchin doesn't really care for strip clubs because he doesn't find the whole "stripper look" attractive and doesn't really see the point. However, if he DID want to go, he'd be more than welcome to, it's just a bit of fun.

Oh, just remembered, I had this really annoying housemate at University who constantly stole my food, never washed up, left her skanky unwashed panties everywhere, woke everyone up in the early hours by knocking on the door because she could never be bothered to keep her keys on her, etc. When she went home over summer, I…

There was this teacher when I was at school who was constantly being an *kitten* to me; it's not a case of me genuinely misbehaving, he was just incapable of controlling the rest of his class, so took it out on me because I was pretty quiet and less likely to argue. Unfortunately, he'd never heard of the saying "Beware the…

Yoovie- Ellie Goulding.

I lost most of my weight so far through dieting, I only joined the gym a few weeks ago. Basically, my theory is that dieting makes you look hot in clothes. Exercising makes you look hot naked.

I know the feeling. Logically, I know I've lost weight; I've gone down a couple of dress sizes and the scales say I've lost weight, but when I look in the mirror, all I see is the fat mess that I was/am. I keep finding myself grabbing bits of fat and thinking "So why are these still here?" I dunno, maybe I was reading the…

I hate shaving my legs, and body hair in general. Unfortunately, I'm quite hairy for a chick, for some reason, and my boyfriend is one of those pernickity little *****es who finds body hair repulsive, so I'm stuck doing it. It's horrible, I hate it, my legs are only stubbly again a few hours later anyway, and we live in…

Breakfast: Large can of Relentless, Monster, whatever. Bacon, sausage, egg and cheese toasted sandwich Lunch: I was working at McDonalds at the time, so fries, cheeseburger or nuggets, and a full-fat coke Dinner: It's not that I cooked horribly unhealthy food (well, occasionally), but I had such big portions because my…

I started eating bigger portions and giving into the cheesecakes and such my boyfriend was so fond of. Then I got a job at McDonalds, which I hated, and I ended up taking the free meal I got every shift. I also started drinking heavily, stuffing my face with pork scratchings and crisps, and considering bacon to be a valid…

Femme: 1) I'm obsessed with My Little Pony 2) I like pretty dresses 3) I dig celebrity gossip 4) I love shiny, sparkly things 5) I know absolutely nothing about cars or sports Butch: 1) I hardly wear makeup 2) I can drink my boyfriend under the table 3) I have short hair, which takes me a whopping ten seconds to "do" in…

Eh, I'm indifferent to "hun". I guess at least it's fewer letters.