FauxNinja

The ice doesn't melt as fast in my Knob Creek.

Hope Solo

I have paid $480 for a date. It was $180 charged on my card when I called the "Modeling Agency". Then when the "Model" arrived, she negotiated $200 extra. Halfway through the "date" she wanted another $100 for the "dessert".

I normally will wait and send an email or letter when I get bad service. However, to be fair, I will also send an email or letter when I get exceptional service.

fb " MANDY " 55 by Barry Manilow

Squealer -- AC/DC Touch too Much -- AC/DC Dinah-Moe-Hum -- Frank Zappa

Of course people would cheat. If every one were committed to getting in shape via exercise and healthy consumption, the diet supplement and exercise gimmicks industries wouldn't be a multi billion dollar industry. People would much rather take a pill than get off their *ss and get to work.

Awful lot of judgement being made by people who are on a site that deals with body image. Ever occur to anyone that she may have a great pesonality or have a generous spirit?

FC Barcelona

I like shrimp tacos. Cilantro, Green Onions, Jalapenos, Hot Sauce (Tapatio), Lettuce, Cheddar Cheese. Sometimes sour cream. Hot, but soft, Corn Tortilla.

File for divorce.

I have had some of the same music on vinyl (33rpm, 45 rpm) , Reel-to-Reel, 8-Track, Cassette, CD, MP3 and now on my iPod. I mean 'the Same Music". My tastes haven't changed. I just keep buying the same stuff on different formats. Technology keeps getting better, but the music isn't. The great stuff is still Classic Rock…

I remember lifting the tone arm up, to place the needle on the place on the 45 that I wanted to hear.

Three answers; 1. What you tell your wife/gf. 2. What you post on these boards (according to what image you want to portray). 3. The truth. Every guy that sees a sexy girl in sexy clothes has a "what if..." scenario through their mind. Just as every girl who sees their image of what they consider a hot guy has a "what…

Now that the kids are grown up, we have a new tradition: I dress up like a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL AND MY WIFE DRESSES UP LIKE THE STERN HEADMASTER. Then we turn out the porch light and head to the basement.

Perfect example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Cg-ggsVC4

Reverse Cowgirl will get the results you desire.

About 4 or 5 times a week, I have oatmeal. Not the Quaker Easy Prep crap. 5 to 10 grain. Cook it slow with Dried Cherries, and Pecans. Little margarine and some Splenda Brown Sugar on top. Every Saturday Morning. Then put the balance in ZipLoc containers for work the following week. Around 350 caloris a serving. Fills me…

Hey!! She is saying she lost a Total of 10 pounds. All together. But she lost 4 lbs in a week. Didn't know we had so many Math Majors out there.

Relax. Who cares? Wasn't eating out of your basket. If it's a problem, it's with the supermarket.

When I relocated, I went to a Temp Agency to find work while I lookded for a permanent job. Times were tough and I had a rough time finding a job, but I kept the temp job. I turned into a permanent job and I kept it for 20 years. It's always easier looking for a job if you already have some form of employment, even if it's…

As long as I don't try to force a smile, I'm okay.

Elvis

I find these imposters embarrassing.

One of my all-time favorites.

snap !!

Oh Pretty Woman by John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers

I'd rather be sharing Nachos and a Pitcher of Margaritas with TMcBooty and discussing where to go after Happy Hour ended.

Skin Deep by Buddy Guy

May I state the obvious? Get the bag. You can put the shoes in it!!