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^^ That speaks for itself.
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She always wanted to hug
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We broke up too many times...
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I just wanted to swing... on a swing set.
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Oh that's sad!! The picture with your daughter was sweet!
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She thought my love life was like my twitter feed... full of guys
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I'm not a morning person... he was always happy...
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I just wanted to spice things up... she bought more cayenne pepper...
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She wouldn't let me see anyone else.
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She thought butter pecan was the best flavor of ice cream.
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She blamed her weight gain on me.
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She thought that Chipotle and Qdoba were authentic Mexican food...
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She was too bitter.
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No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get it right.
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Hello lag---this was @MathDonkey He had rhymes for everything mathematical...and thought it was weird that I asked him to recite them during "sexy time."
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At JackKopCh: He looked way too much like someone I used to know.
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hehehe
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She was too "punny."
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newp
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I cooked for her and she said it was terrible. Never doing it again.
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He thought I was picky, but really I just know what I want.
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Is proud of her body.
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I was afraid I'd hurt his daughter's feelings...
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She was jealous that MathDonkey was filling my box.
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Frozen Greek Yogurt. It comes in individual servings and is delicious. Plus it's extra protein! Win win :)
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hahahaha
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I wouldn't give her conjugal visits.
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All he wanted to do was hang at the gym
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I offered to be his suga mama and he said no.
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Was against the idea of polygamy...
