We broke up because...

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  January 2015

  caught in bed with my ex!

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  MathDonkey Posts: 519 Member

  January 2015

  Her ex and I fell in love, and she found out

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  January 2015

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  MathDonkey Posts: 519 Member

  January 2015

  not_satisfied wrote: »

  he was WAY too into Pi day

  
  Pi is good!
  
  pi is fine!!
  
  3.14159
  
  

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  Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

  January 2015

  He was too into his maths

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  mscheftg Posts: 485 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Hello lag---this was @MathDonkey
  He had rhymes for everything mathematical...and thought it was weird that I asked him to recite them during "sexy time."

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  Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

  January 2015

  i wasnt allowed to watch them multiply

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  LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member

  January 2015

  He kept texting other girls on our date.

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  keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member

  January 2015

  She liked the girls more than me anyway

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  Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member

  January 2015

  They kept claiming the nudes I sent them were stolen

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  Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

  January 2015

  They were, they were mine that I had let you borrow, you just put your head on my body, slight body color difference. lol

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  stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member

  January 2015

  She wouldn't show me her nudes

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  Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

  January 2015

  i kept missing the nudes

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  mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member

  January 2015

  She said everything with "quotation marks" and made the gesture.
  
  

  quote-unquote.gif 3.4M

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  AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

  January 2015

  she made me VERKLEMPT!

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  JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member

  January 2015

  I was jealous over his beard

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  Athos282 Posts: 405 Member

  January 2015

  He always had this confuzzled look on his face.

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  redromad275 Posts: 884 Member

  January 2015

  He always wore the same white shirt

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  AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

  January 2015

  JackKopCh wrote: »

  I was jealous over his beard

  
  I call that my "thigh-liner"
  
  puts his kids first all the time.
  
  

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2015

  Couldn't answer a question without channeling Deniro
  
  

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2015

  I had planned a fancy Dinner Party and he showed up like that!!!

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2015

  She was so fashion conscious

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  AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  says she's 47Jacqueline, drives license says 67Jacqueline

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  msh0612 Posts: 354 Member

  January 2015

  Holy $*it.... I left to sleep and work and I missed almost 1000 posts just on this thread? LOL I can't keep up.
  
  She wouldnt stop talking baby talk to every animal we saw.

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  Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member

  January 2015

  Said I wasn't "Brony" enough, that I almost considered gender reassignment, but then gave it deeper thought and nah..

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  9mike Posts: 839 Member

  January 2015

  she say we could get matching tattoo

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  stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member

  January 2015

  She sleeps too much and misses things.

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  I sleep a lot,she doesn't like to be alone.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 196,009 Member

  January 2015

  she gets in the mood every time Im sleeping!

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  msh0612 Posts: 354 Member

  January 2015

  She was a morning person.

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