We broke up because...

MathDonkey

I made her breakfast in bed. But it was just cereal and she got mad

mrsmartinez99

He ran out of milk and used water on the "breakfast"

Misshodge64

Wouldn't wear heels and Wigd

keith0373

I wasn't sure what she really looked like, even after years together

MathDonkey

It was filtered water!!!

I mean... Nothing was ever good enough for her

Badger_Girl99

He's sassy.

Go_Mizzou99

Wouldn't make me a bacon sammich

RunTimer

I snore

MathDonkey

He had some weird complaints

mrsmartinez99

Found out it was turkey bacon

Darkhawk1969

i turned up for breakfast and all the bacon was gone

mrsmartinez99

he showed up at the wrong house for breakfast

MathDonkey

She gave me a fake address. I took the hint

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MathDonkey

not_satisfied wrote: »

he thought EVERYTHING was a "hint"

Hmm... I wonder what he's REALLY trying to tell me here...

Misshodge64

Was too into Math

MathDonkey

She said I was too into math, but it's what I do for a living!!!

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MathDonkey

Things just didn't add up with him

Spnneil06

He was not over not_satisfied. Still mulling over the equation!

mscheftg

She was too "punny."

MathDonkey

The PRODUCT of our relationship was heartbreak too many TIMES

mrsmartinez99

he couldn't make the MATH stop

mscheftg

MathDonkey wrote: »

The PRODUCT of our relationship was heartbreak too many TIMES

hehehe

MathDonkey

Always telling me to stop, and never letting me go

JackKopCh

Never let me wear his shades

MathDonkey

He looked too cool for his own good wearing sunglasses

mscheftg

At JackKopCh:
He looked way too much like someone I used to know.

MathDonkey

She saw her ex everywhere she went. She couldn't get him out of her head

mrsmartinez99

He said he couldn't take another year of it...it had only been two weeks