We broke up because...

19juanita72

He loved my cooking but said it was making him fat

assthetikk

used chloroform on me when i wouldnt do as i was told

19juanita72

He was throwing a fit and I thought he was going to hurt himself.

MathDonkey

She was too over protective

19juanita72

Only protecting someone I care about but he didn't understand how I really felt

assthetikk

she went around performing CPR on our neighbors..jesus he was just taking a nap there, he is not dying!

19juanita72

Time for bed.. Good night and. PLAY ON!

MathDonkey

I felt her all the time, but it was never enough

stayfit_ria

Because he thought it was only CPR

Sinistrous

They refused to sext

assthetikk

wanted to sext but didnt like kik....she confused me

stayfit_ria

I sexted too much she is never happy

assthetikk

she was too demanding...wanted me to hire a photographer to click noods to sext her

stayfit_ria

assthetikk wrote: »

she was too demanding...wanted me to hire a photographer to click noods to sext her

I volunteered to do it but you didn't want me to see your face.

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Badger_Girl99

He's stuck to a wall.

mrsmartinez99

he did not know what an O-face was

MathDonkey

She made laugh too much!

stayfit_ria

He was always laughing at me and not with me

Badger_Girl99

He has a better "holy *kitten*" face than I do.

Misshodge64

Loved chocolate too Much

MathDonkey

She didn't love chocolate enough

mrsmartinez99

liked to eat the brown m&ms only, wasteful

Spnneil06

told me what order I could eat my m&ms in!

MathDonkey

She hated when I wasted things, even though I never wasted opportunities

mrsmartinez99

kept trying to convince me that skittle are m&ms

MathDonkey

She saw through all my tricks

assthetikk

always wanted to hold hands when on a date...cant eat crabs with one hand

Spnneil06

he thought he was a magician, can't tell you how many times I got stuck in handcuffs for hours!

mrsmartinez99

He kept saying TriX are for kids, every time we ate cereal