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We broke up because...
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I was being influenced by others..0
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She listened to others more than me.0
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She kept leaving hair in the shower drain.0
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She never spoke loud enough0
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I liked to whisper in his ear0
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My ears were too ticklish for her0
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My lips were too soft for him0
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He always wanted me to tickle his Donkey's ears!0
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She said I had ears like a donkey0
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she tried to pin the tail on the donkey and missed one too many times.0
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She thought it was possible to have lips that were TOO soft
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Insists D.B. Sweeney's performance in The Cutting Edge should have netted him an Oscar.0
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she crashed my car0
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She hurt my donkeys butt!!!0
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He wore too much red0
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She hated Red and I was all about red!0
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She didn't like my gifts0
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I loved his gifts...0
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But he hated mine0
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She always bought gifts for Math but not me!
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Long distance just wasn't working for us...haha
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She always got me gifts that were really just for herself
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I was not the only one0
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He only gave me a fraction! ;p0
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He told me he was hung like a donkey. I whispered in his ear , we ended up in the bedroom with my soft lips and then he pulled some crazy stuff on me and I wasn't into that. Lol0
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i kept having to bail her out of jail.0
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She had me arrested for talking to a donkey0
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I wouldn't join cult0
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She was mad that I kept getting arrested.0
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She wasn't allowed conjugal visits!
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