We broke up because...

19juanita72

I was being influenced by others..

stayfit_ria

She listened to others more than me.

Stoshew71

She kept leaving hair in the shower drain.

MathDonkey

She never spoke loud enough

19juanita72

I liked to whisper in his ear

MathDonkey

My ears were too ticklish for her

19juanita72

My lips were too soft for him

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always wanted me to tickle his Donkey's ears!

19juanita72

She said I had ears like a donkey

JenNicole11

she tried to pin the tail on the donkey and missed one too many times.

MathDonkey

She thought it was possible to have lips that were TOO soft

AgentOrangeJuice

Insists D.B. Sweeney's performance in The Cutting Edge should have netted him an Oscar.

SwitzEngine

she crashed my car

MathDonkey

She hurt my donkeys butt!!!

nlittle1011

He wore too much red

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hated Red and I was all about red!

MathDonkey

She didn't like my gifts

19juanita72

I loved his gifts...

19juanita72

But he hated mine

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always bought gifts for Math but not me!

Lisuuhhh

Long distance just wasn't working for us...haha

MathDonkey

She always got me gifts that were really just for herself

SwitzEngine

I was not the only one

FabulousFantasticFifty

He only gave me a fraction! ;p

19juanita72

He told me he was hung like a donkey. I whispered in his ear , we ended up in the bedroom with my soft lips and then he pulled some crazy stuff on me and I wasn't into that. Lol

JenNicole11

i kept having to bail her out of jail.

19juanita72

She had me arrested for talking to a donkey

RunTimer

I wouldn't join cult

LovingLifeInCalifornia

She was mad that I kept getting arrested.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't allowed conjugal visits!