We broke up because...

Spnneil06

he didn't like me taking score in the bedroom, also that I was winning!

SwitzEngine

she always took my gym card

MathDonkey

She thought she could beat me, but I was too much for her, and I let her win

JackKopCh

He never provided the donkey

stayfit_ria

She was delusional she thought she was a spy.

determined_ella

they told me they would get me a decent ride.... they gave me a 26 year old donkey 0_o

emilee974

Because 26 years old was too old for her... Even for human being so she left me ='(

MathDonkey

She wasn't good at judging the ages of donkeys, and had the nerve to complain about a free donkey ride!!!

Spnneil06

I thought she meant she was in to donkey love, I reacted badly!

19juanita72

She was always kissing other people with her beautiful lips.

19juanita72

I guess I was too slow. Lol

Darkhawk1969

she played on both teams, but wouldnt share

stayfit_ria

He kept getting in the way of my and my girls

Papatoad194

Kept stealing my lunch money!

MathDonkey

Kept saying random stuff that killed the thread...

determined_ella

he underestimated my craziness

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always was a Know it all! ;p

Spnneil06

Had no tolerance for bs, ran our bedroom like a military training camp!

jrline

She used to be a man

MathDonkey

Underestimated my experience with craziness

stayfit_ria

Was obsessed with her craziness my shrink urged me to stop the insanity.

19juanita72

He tried to get me to do crazy stuff all the time

MathDonkey

Got upset cause I made her work hard in our bedroom

stayfit_ria

Sorry my stupid phone is keeping me 10 conversations behind.

MathDonkey

She said I was a bad influence

19juanita72

He didn't understand that crazy bedroom games weren't hard just bazaar

MathDonkey

She didn't realize that everyone is 10 convos behind...lol

Darkhawk1969

i wasnt bad enough

19juanita72

He hated that I was always ahead of the game.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always under the Influence! Of what? I just don't Know!