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We broke up because...
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I wouldn't give her conjugal visits.0
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19juanita72 wrote: »He told me he was hung like a donkey. I whispered in his ear , we ended up in the bedroom with my soft lips and then he pulled some crazy stuff on me and I wasn't into that. Lol
Our relationship was a crazy roller coaster ride that ended in tragedy!!!
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Damn. That's cold hearted. You just LEFT ME all alone?FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wasn't allowed conjugal visits!
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she cheated on me with her cellmate!0
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I missed my donkey.0
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She couldn't follow directions
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Tried to take me to the vet to have my rabies checked..0
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She had bad aim0
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He was too freaky for me!
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I always hit my mark. He was jealous0
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he gave too many directions0
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We're all breaking up with the wrong People!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »We're all breaking up with the wrong People!
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She couldn't find her way to the end of the driveway0
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She accused me of being jealous, when in fact I was envious0
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Let's just all get along then. PARTY!!! Lol0
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she kept backing the car up into the garage door0
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She gave me directions to go, but I didn't want to leave0
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We had poor communication0
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Framed Roger Rabbit and left Jessica Rabbit single o.o0
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he was always running into the Garage! ;p0
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I was trying to knock stupid out of me for being with you.0
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She was seeing my wife on the side, it go tricky!0
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she kept hitting me upside the head claiming she was trying to knock her stupid out...I dont get it!!!!0
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She ate all my cookies
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she ate all my Pringles.0
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She said they were mine, then wanted them back0
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I said you could have ONE. Next thing I know, the box is empty0
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Always thought everything was hers0
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refused to believe everything was mine
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