We broke up because...

MathDonkey

Umm...she kept her hands to herself!!!

Spnneil06

she thought my boobs were "just fine" wasn't good enough for me.

lt3ag4s

kept disagreeing

MathDonkey

No one was ever good enough for her

determined_ella

I said just fine to her only because I saw what the other woman did to them @‌spnneil06

he didn't want to take me out .... he was embarrassed by me

FabulousFantasticFifty

She looked great in lip gloss and I just looked Blah!

Spnneil06

he thought i was demanding.

AgentOrangeJuice

Posts way to much in the chit chat threads on MFP

MathDonkey

Didn't appreciate my love for this thread

lt3ag4s

wanted to restrict my internet access

determined_ella

I hid his car... he wasn't too pleased to find it in the barge

emilee974

Because he was only watching youporn.

mrsmartinez99

took away the WiFi password

RachelSD7

Said I was too skittish

MathDonkey

Kept putting naked pictures of me on the Internet

palwithme

Said I was too skittish about skittles. Just have some GD it!

Spnneil06

Didn't like me taking his pictures while he was sleeping nude.

mrsmartinez99

claimed he was Johnny Depp

stayfit_ria

because he used up all our bandwidth on porn

determined_ella

had 1000s of photos of her exs naked!

Spnneil06

didn't like my naked photo book, memories are important!

MathDonkey

Foolishly believed I was Johnny Depp

mrsmartinez99

she dated all of my exes

palwithme

Said only his memories were important, not mine.

assthetikk

was kegeling 24*7 even though i told her i was fine with it

MathDonkey

She ONLY had 1000s of naked pictures of me. Should've had more

emilee974

He was exhibitionnist...

MathDonkey

She didn't like my exhibits

stayfit_ria

always wanted his picture taken. exhausting!!

davemacdonald1

She wouldn't let me watch her pee.