We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always demanding and yelling something about me being a quitter and something about some chick named Frances, I dont know...he can't even spell!!!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She quits too much

stayfit_ria

She refused to acknowledge my aptitude for languages.

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She used words like aptitude

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mrsmartinez99

she uses words

Spnneil06

I didn't know sign language fluently enough and apparently my voice hurts her ears.

stayfit_ria

Damn my words always get me into trouble. She made me eat them one too many times

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always eating her words and feeding them to me as well, I was getting fat!

MathDonkey

She didn't know that words don't have calories

mrsmartinez99

he kept yelling at me to LOG EVERYTHING!!!

stayfit_ria

I thought she said hog not log...didnt get why she was so mad when i took her clothes.

mscheftg

She thought I liked to share.

emilee974

And it was sooo true, she tried to share me with anybody =(

Spnneil06

SHe thought I wanted to share her just because I was bragging about how amazing she is!

stayfit_ria

she kept talking about how amazing her ex emilee was

FabulousFantasticFifty

She kept calling me Emilee!

emilee974

She was too jealous of me!

Spnneil06

She was a little conceited! lol

MathDonkey

All she wanted to do was hang out on mountain tops

lt3ag4s

she thought everyone was conceited.

determined_ella

he thought my sister was me

barongaston

crackers in bed

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like that I was a Boob Girl!

Ugh!!! too late again! that was @ MathDonkey

mrsmartinez99

she kept staring at my boobs

stayfit_ria

she had a thing about her boobs.

emilee974

She has bigger boobs than me... Could not accept that

Spnneil06

I had to keep my hands to myself, intimacy issues!

assthetikk

refused to get a boob job

determined_ella

he wanted his enlarged but I thought they were fine ... disagreement 0_o