We broke up because...

Spnneil06

Fvaisey wrote: »

Because she never saw anything wrong with a little Bump and Grind...

He thought I was slutty!

assthetikk

i didnt want to be her first and her last too

stayfit_ria

He had commitment issues.

Go_Mizzou99

Wouldn't let me name the twins Chastity and Conception

Spnneil06

He wasn't talking about babies!!

mrsmartinez99

he thought he was my first

mscheftg

All she talked about was babies.

assthetikk

send my noods to all her friends to brag about who she was tapping

mscheftg

He thought I was proud.

stayfit_ria

He thought the pics I was sharing were of him but....

mrsmartinez99

he did not like that I accidently sent his noods to my grandma

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Spnneil06

Didn't believe I was sending noodz to his brother on "accident"

Jerrypeoples

when i suggested she needed more protein....

mscheftg

I thought I was eating enough protein.

Spnneil06

she said I was too controlling!

emilee974

And it was true, you wanted to control everything

assthetikk

she wanted to watch a french film and i showed her La confidential

Badger_Girl99

He doesn't have a job. And can't afford the lifestyle I deserve.

Spnneil06

He's not talking about a tv show, his collection of adult films was taking over my house.

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JenNicole11

he had really creepy eyes...

mscheftg

She stared into my eyes too much.

Spnneil06

TheVegthlete wrote: »

She told me that Family Guy is better than The Simpsons.

I would NEVER!!

Spnneil06

she couldn't look me in the easy, suspicious!

stayfit_ria

He pretended he knew FRENCH but all he could say was "voulez vous coucher avec moi."

mscheftg

She wanted me to speak in French...

emilee974

Her French accent was so bad that I didn't understand what she said

Go_Mizzou99

Would listen to me when I repeatedly demanded that she "Quitter parler en français"

emilee974

He uses Google translator, always...