We broke up because...
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Apparently I was selfish, I thought she was always calling me "Shellfish"0
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she never listened!0
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She didn't love crab legs as much as me
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She didn't understand my insecurities0
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He lacked confidence0
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he had too much confidence.0
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She kept saying I had no direction in life0
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he never used the GPS0
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He kept calling his man part Harry Styles because it only had one direction
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she didn't like coffee0
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She didn't know that GPS stood for girl positioning system. Guys do not get lost!0
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mrsmartinez99 wrote: »he never used the GPS
We kept fighting over who was hotter in the kitchen.0 -
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She kept my wang my "man part"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist)0 -
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She collected wangs0
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fierceforties3 wrote: »He found my collection of wangs
She wouldn't share her secrets about to stay fab at 40.0 -
Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »She collected wangs
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Her addiction was too much to handle!0
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I was sick of her obsession to wangs0
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she couldn't hang with the wang!0
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She couldn't handle my addiction to HER0
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HER was his blow up doll and I was tired of competing.0
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She popped my blow up doll!!!0
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He liked her better0
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