We broke up because...
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She got back together with Ella.0
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she wanted slimgirljo more
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She was jealous, always accusing me of wanting others.0
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She WAS always wanting others!0
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he was always out fishing for other women0
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She didn't like when I went fishing, thought I was trying to hook someone instead.0
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she never played hard to get
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He wanted to play games I wasn't comfortable with.0
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She was afraid to play go fish0
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He liked playing strip gold fish at the Senior Center. I had to draw the line.0
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she battered my poor fish
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She had a problem with my wrinkles0
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I loved his wrinkles! he just disliked them so much he imagined I didn't like them! ... just couldn't work with mixed denial0
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He called his "ahem" Mr. Wrinkles.0
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because she always managed to shock me
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She was always shocked, I didn't think it was good for her heart, so I did what any decent person would and walked away although it broke my heart!0
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She insisted I tell her she was beautiful at least once every hour.0
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She found me unattractive but was afraid to tell me so.0
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She had low self-esteem0
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he put me on a mattress and floated me down the river!0
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She was afraid of getting wet!0
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He smelled fishy0
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It was the sex not the fish that did that.0
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