We broke up because...
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He wanted to write a musical called Spoons.0
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She required constant attention. I just want to pee in peace!0
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Wait, when did we break up?0
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He liked donkeys better than me0
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He wouldn't stopping peeing all over the house, even after I rubbed his nose in it0
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blamed me for his obsessions
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She kept referring to my kids as "donkeys"0
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She used ***king profanity all the ***king time0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She used ***king profanity all the ***king time
He wanted me to call him king0 -
She didn't acknowledge my royalty0
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He wasn't referring to his title when he wanted me to call him....king0
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She was clingy!0
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Only had eyes for Paws!0
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Wouldn't call me by my preferred title, "King dingaling", in the bedroom0
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Kept wanting to trade me eyes for paws in some weird black market for body parts. Ewe0
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not_satisfied wrote: »I never wanted to play tummy sticks
Thought I was too short and insisted I wear heels ALL THE TIME!0 -
She doubted me far too much0
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He liked math too much0
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He thought I was too slow to keep up.0
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She got rid of her dog.0
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She was too slow because she was always wearing heels0
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He thought it was possible to like math TOO MUCH!!0
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she was selfish.0
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