We broke up because...

JessicaJVRadcliffe

When I kissed him he turned into a toad.

Sweetsluv

I accidentally put him off from the start.

MathDonkey

She was accident prone

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MathDonkey

She didn't have a thing for math donkeys. We were doomed from the start

JenNicole11

she always talked about donkeys.

keith0373

She was in one of those shows in Tijuana. Someone posted a video to Facebook

stayfit_ria

He spent way too much time creeping me in facebook.

Spnneil06

he left me and moved to Tijuana, never told me why!

JenNicole11

He blamed me for the weird stuff he did.

JessicaJVRadcliffe

The girl thing was my selfish experiment.

stayfit_ria

She didn't let me in in her selfish experiment.

Spnneil06

She thought I was open enough to experimenting.

assthetikk

thought if rubber together, our abs could spark a fire

Spnneil06

Didn't like me rubbing myself on him.

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assthetikk

lol...forgot to use a rubber before all the rubbing

Becka4Real

She never let me more than 1 ft away from her when we went out.

stayfit_ria

Her glasses were cooler than mine.

MathDonkey

She always felt left out

Spnneil06

I got pregnant form Assthetik and he wasn't going to raise another mans child....again!

MathDonkey

She got mad that I chilled my drinking glasses in the freezer

Spnneil06

I felt like he never really saw me!

stayfit_ria

She wanted attention from everyone but me.

MrsOlson1006

She gets jealous easy

sw33tp3a11

the threesome ruined everything

palwithme

Because he wanted a foursome and couldn't even handle the threesome.

JenNicole11

she couldn't handle a foursome because her attention span was like...

Spnneil06

Wouldn't let me borrow the pink bow.

mrsmartinez99

she kept using Gifs when conversing