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Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

January 2015

caught in bed with my ex!

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MathDonkey Posts: 519

January 2015

Her ex and I fell in love, and she found out

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January 2015

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MathDonkey Posts: 519

January 2015

not_satisfied wrote: »

he was WAY too into Pi day

Pi is good!

pi is fine!!

3.14159

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Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

January 2015

He was too into his maths

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mscheftg Posts: 485 Member

January 2015 edited January 2015

Hello lag---this was @MathDonkey
He had rhymes for everything mathematical...and thought it was weird that I asked him to recite them during "sexy time."

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Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

January 2015

i wasnt allowed to watch them multiply

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LovingLifeInCalifornia Posts: 9,362 Member

January 2015

He kept texting other girls on our date.

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keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member

January 2015

She liked the girls more than me anyway

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Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member

January 2015

They kept claiming the nudes I sent them were stolen

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Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member

January 2015

They were, they were mine that I had let you borrow, you just put your head on my body, slight body color difference. lol

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stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member

January 2015

She wouldn't show me her nudes

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Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member

January 2015

i kept missing the nudes

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mrsmartinez99 Posts: 1,255 Member

January 2015

She said everything with "quotation marks" and made the gesture.

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AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

January 2015

she made me VERKLEMPT!

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JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member

January 2015

I was jealous over his beard

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Athos282 Posts: 405 Member

January 2015

He always had this confuzzled look on his face.

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redromad275 Posts: 884 Member

January 2015

He always wore the same white shirt

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AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

January 2015

JackKopCh wrote: »

I was jealous over his beard

I call that my "thigh-liner"

puts his kids first all the time.

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RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

January 2015

Couldn't answer a question without channeling Deniro

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

January 2015

I had planned a fancy Dinner Party and he showed up like that!!!

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47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

January 2015

She was so fashion conscious

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AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member

January 2015 edited January 2015

says she's 47Jacqueline, drives license says 67Jacqueline

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msh0612 Posts: 354 Member

January 2015

Holy $*it.... I left to sleep and work and I missed almost 1000 posts just on this thread? LOL I can't keep up.

She wouldnt stop talking baby talk to every animal we saw.

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Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member

January 2015

Said I wasn't "Brony" enough, that I almost considered gender reassignment, but then gave it deeper thought and nah..

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9mike Posts: 839 Member

January 2015

she say we could get matching tattoo

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stayfit_ria Posts: 1,566 Member

January 2015

She sleeps too much and misses things.

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Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

January 2015

I sleep a lot,she doesn't like to be alone.

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

January 2015

she gets in the mood every time Im sleeping!

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msh0612 Posts: 354 Member

January 2015

She was a morning person.

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